#perpetually awkward

[trashbrowne]

Been rotting away in my house all day with bad hair, so business as usual

[justherefortaylorswift]

"super legit."

so. I was at Target today, and I noticed the cashier was intently studying my sweater for an awkward period of time

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he said to me: “is that t-swift?!”

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pleasantly caught off-guard, I gave him an over-excited “UH YEAH IT IS” .

he then replied: “it’s from the ‘look what you made me do’ video, right? I’m typically not a fan of TS, but that MV was suuuper legit.”

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I’ve never felt more proud in my bright white Champion reputation crew neck pullover. .

finally, as I was pushing my cart away, I gave a gentle (yet emphatic) reminder that it truly would be in his best interest to pay attention on april 26th. 

he was weirded out, yet mildly intrigued. and that made me happy.

😂👌🌈

@taylorswift

@taylornation

[theimperfectaresetfree]

You guys. Ive done a lot of awkward things in my life, but Im pretty sure what I did today tops it.

[theotherholidayblogger]

i feel like a new born monkey trying to learn facial expressions for the first time whenever i talk to anyone ever.

[theimperfectaresetfree]

Goal: Be less awkward.

[macabremusings]

I got 39 matches on tinder in a week. I wonder how many I'd get if I posted a full body picture.

[moreinfinite]

That would be fun!! I'd love to go with you sometime. Central Park in the morning is gorgeous. I'd love to see some of your work, if that, you know, is okay.. and... gah I'm rambling again. -Peter

No it’s sweet, I’ve been having a terrible night and you made it a little better. Thanks Parker 😘

[hashtagsmores]

I'm 26 years old and I still can't figure out when/if a guy likes me or tell them that I like them? Why though?