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Stan & Clara's Afternoon

Agenda: 

Find all the cool hiding spots in the house.

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Aw, man, Counting Crows sucks!

Stan, in the middle of a different conversation

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Clara: Hey! Look at me! I'm a Harlem Globetrotter! ::whistles a tune::

Stan: ... That's the Andy Griffith theme song.

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I feel like Googling things.

Clara

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Pie delivery

Clara: I wish the cat would deliver us pies. Strapped to his back.

Stan: What kind of pie would you get? Can my pie be cheesecake?

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I'm going to make a salad. Oh, but I don't want to cut the carrots up. I'll break them in half. Oh, they are hard to break. I'll just put them on the lettuce whole. This is the crappiest salad ever. What else do we have? A cucumber. A whole cucumber. I could put pickles. What about jalapeños? I envisioned a salad with chicken, but we don't have that. You know what, though? I'm gonna feel healthy after I eat it.

Stan

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Got any cheese?

Clara: Do you want to go to Vermont and buy some cheese?

Stan: Where do they make cheese, anyway?

Clara: Farms .................

Stan: Oh, I was thinking at delis.

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Well, it's ten o'clock. Time for my midnight snack.

Stan