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nysh: in middle school i used to go up to people i didn’t like and just like pound my fist into my other hand and be like it’s time….to take out the trash

nysh: and walk away

nysh: i was so fucking weird

#persephnes #t #NISHA

once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself publicly then send this to your 10 favourite followers. (non-negotiable) (positivity is cool) B)

nishaAaAAa, alright.

i am a quick learner and i feel waaaay easier to teach myself things, so i often do this.

i have a banging body alright and i worked my ass off for it which is even more gratifying.

i can speak five languages, i often don't give myself credit for it, but i should start tbh.

i might not like ppl that much but i love animals too much

i am pretty good at doing things under pressure actually is the only way i manage to do things.

#ok this is so hARD NISHA #persephnes

once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself publicly then send this to your 10 favourite followers. (non-negotiable) (positivity is cool) B)

i hate u but ur also 2cute

my hair

my boobs

my sense of style

i'm passionate abt....everything

my everything. honestly. i am perfect

do i even have 10 followers

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#i would c/p this into all of ur inboxes....but im 2 lazy #some of u may get this twice but.......im 2 lazy 2 care #do u see a pattern here #persephnes #answered

vallie

how did they first kiss?

angry making out or drunk angry making out i don't think that they've ever had like one single happy kiss unless vincent was drunk as fuck but their first kiss was definitely 'what the fuck. whath theu fck kf uc whaht htehu fuck never again' (it happened again)

do they have roommates?

allie probably had roommates and they're all like your boyfriend is a fuckign douche and she's liek yeah. yeah. i know. and vincent doesn't have roommates because no one wants to room with a rich douchebag yikes

big spoon/little spoon?

ALLIE JUST PUSHES VINCENT OFF THE BED THEY DON'T SNUGGLE she literally just shoves him on the ground and is like bye and he goes on to sleep with her or something because what's rationality in a relationship

what habits of the other drives them crazy?

everything they hate each other

what do they watch on tv and do they fight for the remote?

vincent wants to watch like. movies with hot females and allie wants to watch everything btu then vincent will remind her like hey who's paying for the cable bills and allie will probably punch him and they fight for the next month about vincent being a douche get back together try to watch tv again and then start world war three

who does the groceries?

vincent just orders his groceries and has his maid pick them up and allie gets so annoyed like IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO JUST GO TO WALMART YOURSELF VINCENT and hes like. yes. yes it is. glad you understand.

how often do they go on dates?

never they hate each other

who cusses more?

this is a really hard on uhhhhhhh probably vincent because at least allie tries to be professional and calm but her cussing has increased 200% since meeting vincent lewis

do they friend/follow each other on facebook/tumblr/livejournal/skype/etc?

allie hits the report button every other week when she wakes up in the middle of the night remembering how much she hates vincent lewis and his instagram of 8394839 girls that he's with and he just likes all of her pictures because he's a smug asshole

#vallie #persephnes #answered

do the holy trinity for the domesticity meme and do every 5

JEATRICE (who sends three ships in one ask are you a fucking monster)

how did they first kiss?

we probably talked about this when jeatrice first became a thing but it could've gone either with jude losing his #chill in the middle of a study session and just kissing beatrice OR beatrice finding jude doing something dumb (he's always dumb) and super endearing and just kissed him and probably gave him heart arrest

do they have roommates?

jude's roommates all love beatrice because she's adorable as hell and helps them with their homework that they don't know how to do because they're also stuck up rich boys but she loves them anyways!!! au where beatrice is dating his roommate ha ha ha but um if beatrice had roommates they would probably all hate jude because they would be nerds like beatrice and be like /: really? a boy? beatrice, get it together.

big spoon/little spoon?

i'm not going 2 answer this we all know the answer and it's that jude price snuggled w her before they even started dating and he's the idiot who does dumb shit like turn down the temperature so they can cuddle together and beatrice occasionally wakes up with a giant puppy over her oh wait no that's her boyfriend

what habits of the other drives them crazy?

THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WORST THEY DON'T EVEN DRIVE EACH OTHER CRAZY THEY JUST FIND THEM SUPER ENDEARING IT'S THE FUCKING WORST THEY ARE DISGUSTING SICKENING TRASH IN LOVE AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT except sometimes beatrice occasionally cheats on jude

what do they watch on tv and do they fight for the remote?

jude picks the channel all the time because i don't even think beatrice even knew how to operate a television before him but he makes them watch the dumbest shows!!! ever!!! he'll watch cooking shows and be like hey beatrice i know how to cook now / no jude watching the junior masterchef doesn't mean you should operate kitchen equipment or he'll put on trivia shows for fun and watch beatrice get all the right answer s oh h my mgogdo od they're so lame i hate them

who does the groceries?

beatrice. beatrice handles all of the responsible things. no one trust jude price with ANYTHING but he tries so it's cute and occasionally beatrice will teach him how to do really simple things like laundry and he turns everything pink

what does their closet(s) look like?

beatrice's is organized by color and style and it's very professional and cute except towards the back it's just a row of jude's t shirts that she stole and will probably never give back but occasionally she'll wear them in public and make them look Super Polished and not like her dumb boyfriend just gets paint on all of his stupidly expensive shirts all the time and then realize that he can't wear them and jude's closet is just. it's a mess. much like him.

how often do they go on dates?

again they're SO dumb but also really bad at planning so a lot of it is spontaneous dates and jude probably tried to take her out on like fancy rich people dates except then he realized that they're both bored so he started introducing her to all the fun stuff that she missed like bowling and mini golfing anything where jude can be white boy suave and beatrice just takes him to a lot of educational things where he inevitably either falls asleep on her shoulder but attends nonetheless because they're idiots!!! in!!!! love!!!!

who cusses more?

jude price and the first 5938593 times beatrice was probably shocked as hell like slaps her hand over his mouth and jude just found it adorable and then beatrice got used to it and it probably took like 4 months of dating before beatrice cussed for the first time and jude price probably dropped something in shock

do they friend/follow each other on facebook/tumblr/livejournal/skype/etc?

with the combined efforts from patrick and the rest of her family jude probably convinced beatrice to join social media where she virtually does nothing except receive 439439 notifications from jude doing something lame and she just kind of sighs and goes oh no what picture did he post now

#jeatrice #persephnes #answered