Blegh
So I'm not sure what this is but there's a sensitive, if not painful, lump on my ass near my anus, but doesn't appear to be associated with it, and it only gets painful if I change position on my right leg only.
Could be something as benign as a fucking pimple.
Its a little frightening to have new pains like that.
[Edit to add much later]
After a trip to the toilet, I confirmed that it is not related to the hemorrhoid theory as the bowel movement was pain-free.
[Edit #2]
A 2nd trip to the toilet after work revealed that the spot was massively reduced in size and sensitivity. Could be gone by the end of tomorrow.


















