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I forgot my fuckin work badge again

#theyre gonna hit me with a hammer #personal tales

I am just incapable of acting normal around this guy is the thing

#im incapable of acting normal around anyone but like #i feel like alex dazzles me??? and im not a dazzling person in the slightest #situationship posting #personal tales

it just now struck me that the fact i'm a gypsy with a goat fursona is probably kind of a weird look

#I JUST LIKE GOATS I CANT HELP IT #personal tales

Grace was onto something when he said he wanted to hit the parents of his students with a sock full of nickels

#idr if it was sock or sack #but i just had to stand there for 20 minutes listening to a really dismissive mom tell me her little butthole child is actually really smart #lady give your kid some boundaries #personal tales #me at work

Its going to be 94f/34c today please help

#im under a heat warning baby #i just woke up and my window is completely steamed up to the point i cant even see outside #personal tales

GOD I JUST REMEMBERED ONE OF MY FRIENDS TOLD ME SHE FIGURED THE ONLY REASON WHY I WANTED TO SEE SUPERGIRL WAS BECAUSE IM GAY

#AND SHE IS CORRECT I have such a crush on milly alcock #SHES SO CUTE #personal tales

i ate a mysterious tamale that my friend reheated in the microwave and now my tummy sounds like boots in a dryer

#help #personal tales

5, 10, 14, and 20 for the soft asks!

5. How do you like to take care of yourself?

I really don't I tend to work myself like a pack mule between my job, my fanfic and drawing shit I have dance parties with myself in the morning to get myself hyped up if that counts for anything?

10. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)

I was streaming the game Chef for my friend Margaret a couple weeks ago and we were trying to make the most insane menu for our restaurant and we came up with an appatizer that was like. One whole raw onion and we named it 'EAT MY GOOP #MyGoop' and laughed for like 10 minutes straight together

14. What's something upcoming you're excited for?

8 MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CONCERT!!! and and and one of my online friends is flying out to go to the concert with me so we're turning it into a girls trip!! we booked a super fancy hotel and we're gonna spend the weekend hanging out at the mall of america and maybe go to an after party at the gay bar after the concert

20. Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart

When the first guardians of the galaxy movie came out, my situationship at the time took me to see it after work. We smuggled in candy and he bought me a cherry coke because he thought it was my favorite drink for some reason. (It wasn't, but every so often I still buy myself a cherry coke for lunch when I'm feeling nostalgic and in the mood for a soda) It was like the first time someone really like cuddled and held me while watching a movie in the theater with me tbh?? And I distinctly think about how he tipped my head back and started peppering my face with kisses during the scene with Peter and Gamora in space together

I don't really talk to him anymore because he got really into drugs and did some vile shit and now I think of him every time I hear Fast Car but if I could live in that moment I would.

#Whoops that got a little heavy at the end #two nights in a row that i tie a little bit of a sob story to the guardians of the galaxy movies in a post huh #I thought he was gonna save me and in hindsight i dodged a bullet #personal tales #ask games