I was tagged to do this 90 + 2 opinions thingy by @pxl-s, sorry it took me forever to post something Zen :^)
Drink: Arizona tea (the little ones not the big boys)
Phone Call: it’s always my mom there’s no point in answering this repeatedly. it’s always my mom
Text Message: my friend + carpool buddy, Michael
Song you listened to: Blister in the Sun by Violent Femmes
Time you cried: probably yesterday? I’m a daily crier
Kissed someone and regretted it: I mean like there have been a few times where I’ve kissed my boyfriend after he’s had like McDonald’s french fries and that was a Big Regret
Lost someone special: uh. I don’t think so?
Been Depressed: ok so I’m just leaving Zen’s original answer because it’s perfect: im on this website and i play league so ya
Been Drunk and Thrown Up: not like at the same time
Made a new friend: yes? I hope people have made One Single New Friend in their life by the time they’re old enough to be on this website?
Fallen out of Love: oh hell yea
Laughed until you cried: most definitely. once I laughed so hard that dr. pepper came out of my nose and that was both painful and disgusting
Met someone who changed you: oh yeah definitely
Found out who your true friends are: ohohohohohohohohohoho - trust no one. not even yourself.
How many people on Tumblr do you know in real life?: if you mean I’ve actually seen/touched them irl, probably like 10 people. If you mean I know where they live/what they look like/their real names, probably like 20.
Do you have any pets?: I have an ancient Chesapeake Bay Retriever (dog) named Java, she’s a gift, and I also have a giant fat baby asshole ferret named Ace.
Do you want to change your name?: absolutely not. my name is lit.
What time did you wake up today: 6:42 I was 3 minutes late for work :^)
What were you doing last night: procrastinating writing this paper that I still haven’t written
Name Something you can’t wait for: for my boyfriend to start his new job so we can actually have money lmao. also for my new glasses to get shipped to my house.
Have you ever talked to someone named Tom: yes I have an uncle Tom and there was this legendary kid at my high school who was also named Tom. During an assembly one of our annoying choir groups was singing some song and he deadass went onto the gym floor and started bustin’ moves and the choir teacher like cancelled the performance it was awesome
What’s getting on your nerves right now: the fact that I can’t motivate myself to write this paper and it’s definitely gonna fuck me over
Blood type: O, I can’t remember if it’s + or - but I think -
Nickname: Ok so acceptable nicknames: starlight (my bf’s nonbinary s/o word for me), “barista jasiah” when I’m being a bitch, bluejay (an old nickname, also from my bf), Crazy J (a coworker’s name for me), Jerksiah (also work), and that’s about it
Unacceptable nicknames that motherfuckers still use: Jas, Jazz, Jazzy, Jazzy J, Jay, and any other “””nickname””” that just shows you’re lazy as fuck and don’t want to put the effort into learning my name
Relationship Status: in a closed monogamous relationship
Zodiac Sign: taurus (omg Zen ur a gemini)
Pronouns: they/them but I don’t get pissy about she/her
Favorite Show: sense8 or daredevil
Do you have a crush on someone: lol financial stability (and my boyfriend)
What do you think of yourself: I’m not on mobile right now: sunglasses emoji, tongue emoji, ok hand emoji, explosion emoji, peach emoji, smiling devil emoji
First Surgery: uh not yet
First Piercing: my earlobes
First sport you joined: soccer in like 1st grade or something
First Vacation: oh shit idk - technically I went to SeaWorld when I was like 2 and there was still one in Ohio
First pair of sneakers: ??? why would I remember this
Eating: I just had some goat brie and salami. Not like deli salami, the small cured stick of salami
Drinking: An Arizona tea, a water, and a coldbrew toddy with chocolate and peppermint and like a splash of soy
I’m about to: hopefully write this fucking essay but probably shower and go to bed
Listening to: Take it all Back 2.0 by Judah & the Lion
Get married: bruh................i’m 19.
Career: I’m a fuckin’ indie barista who tutors in their spare time. dying is my career
Lips or eyes: I refuse to choose
Shorter or taller: pxl-s is right, why not both
Older or younger: ???????? what is the context???? i will say that old people usually make me really uncomfortable
Romantic Or Spontaneous: both bitch
Hook up Or relationship: I’ve never really hooked up so I can’t give unbiased info
Trouble or hesitant: trouble. if you’re hesitant you’re gonna be in trouble either way.
Lost contacts or Glasses: I don’t actually think I have, they’ve always gotten broken or I just got new ones bc it was time
Sex on the first date: i don’t think so
Broken someone’s heart: haha yes but it’s not my fault that boys romanticize you before they know who you are
Fallen for a friend: I’m dating one of my best friends ever! So yes!
Uhh if you want to do this and want an excuse, say I tagged you. Bada bing.