#perturbxtion

[takinglifebytheantlers-archive]

➤❖ ❝ WHAT UP BAMBI?! ❞

“That is not my name, ya lil punk.”

[chosenmonarch]

➤❖ Frenzy is going to wait when the room is at it's quietest before releasing a blood curdling scream.

Working. Reading reports- the usual... as he took a sip of his energon was he then disturbed. Jolting, the fuel splashed all over his face. He wasn’t amused. 

So of course he got up and went to investigate. “What the frag was that?!”

[phase6blackshadow]

@perturbxtion

“You again? What do you want?”

[rockadai-blog]

    ‘Nerd’?

    This pint-size bolt-biter was calling her a nerd? Oh no. That just wasn’t happening. Pride quite clearly rustled at the bot’s childish jeering, Miko’s shoulders square as though preparing to go on the offensive.

    “Who are you calling ‘nerd’, dork-droid?”

[chosenmonarch]

☠ ➤❖ ❝ Holy Primus you're fragging heavier than Megs. ❞

MY MUSE HAD FALLEN UNCONCIOUS IN A DEADLY SITUATION, YOURS HAS BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO CARRY THEM TO SAFETY. SEND ME A ☠ FOR THEIR REACTION TO WAKING UP IN YOUR CHARACTER’S ARMS.

The commander growled at the obnoxious tone. Half conscious- dimmed optics turned to look at the casetticon. That little bugger somehow got him out of the crossfire. 

“Gghnnn...” A mumbled noise came from the seeker- something that sounded a lot like ‘thank you’.

[wily-red-and-galeforce-gold]

➤❖ Sorry Bob, Frenzy may or may not have used up all of your paint and glitter in his latest prank.

Bob: “NOOOOOO, I HAD NEEDED THAT.” D=

[punkbrxwler-blog]

[text]:Stop leaving me voicemails, I'm not going to forgive you.

[Text]: C’mon bro!

[Text]: What do I gotta do? And don’t say to leave ya alone cuz I ain’t doin’ that! No way no how!

[punkbrxwler-blog]

➤❖ ❝ Are you standing on the counter to feel tall? ❞

“Ah shaht up! Besides, yer just mad. Even if I get down from ‘ere, I’ll still be way taller than ya!”