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*in my Like Heaven AU*

Hiccup walking in on Astrid naked while they’re just friends: I’m so sorry. *blushes and walks away, hides from Astrid for a few hours*

Hiccup walking in on Astrid naked while they’re a couple: Well, this is a sexy surprise. *smirks*

Hiccup: *sitting next to Astrid and nudging her* So, do you wanna have sex?

Astrid: Do you wanna have sex?

Hiccup: *smirking* I wouldn’t be asking if I didn’t.

Hiccup to dragons: Feeding time is bonding time.

Hiccup to his kids: Cuddling time is bonding time.

Hiccup to Astrid: Naked time is bonding time.

Hiccup: You have a cute butt.

Astrid: My butt is cute? Is that all?

Hiccup: I don't mean cute like a baby dragon. I mean cute like sexy cute.

Astrid: You're impossible, babe.

Hiccup: *taking a bath*

Astrid: Hey, mind if I join?

Hiccup: There's always room. *winks*

Hiccstrid could be married for 20 years and Hiccup would still get a kick out of walking in on Astrid naked.

Astrid: *is changing clothes*

Hiccup: My Thor, you're so sexy, milady.

Astrid: Babe, you're acting like you've never seen me naked before.

Hiccup: Hey, I gotta appreciate what the gods gave me...I mean, you. I mean...I don't really know what I mean, but I like your butt.

Astrid: Thanks. I like yours, too.

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