Jan 2, 2018
Brr
Pheonyx: *Makes kitty brrr sound*
Me: Brrr yourself
Pheonyx: Brrrr
Me: Yeah, I just said that. Yourself!
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Brr
Pheonyx: *Makes kitty brrr sound*
Me: Brrr yourself
Pheonyx: Brrrr
Me: Yeah, I just said that. Yourself!
Swat
*hugs cat*
Me: Mom! I love it!
Meh mum: That won't stop it from swatting your face.
Yoda: *Struggles to get away*
Electricity
Me:*pets cat aggressively to hear the crackling of electricity*
Cat: *Flops over*
Me: *pokes something to see if I shock it*
Me: More electricity!
So I was talking to my cat who was sleeping on my bed, now, she has fleas and hasn't been allowed in my room until she was treated. So I walk in to change my clothes and see her on the bed.
Me: Are we letting the cat back into the bedroom?
Girlfriend: Might as well I have to wash the bedding anyways
Me: *looks down at cat*
Cat: *looks back.*
Me in my most serious voice: If I find any fleas on the bed I'm going to punch you, punch you right in the face.
Cat: *stares unamused and yawns*
Me: *Pets cat* Good kitty.