Meow~Pheonyx

CATS: Yoda, Pheonyx DOGS: Blossom, Voodoo, Jasper BunBuns: Romeo, Persephone Turtle: Leslie

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Aggressive

Le friend: My bunny is aggressive she doesn't like anyone!

Le mum: *Picks up bunny no problem*

Bunny: *Snuggles in boobs and goes to sleep*

Le friend:...

Me: Soooo?

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Brr

Pheonyx: *Makes kitty brrr sound*

Me: Brrr yourself

Pheonyx: Brrrr

Me: Yeah, I just said that. Yourself!

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Swat

*hugs cat*

Me: Mom! I love it!

Meh mum: That won't stop it from swatting your face.

Yoda: *Struggles to get away*

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Electricity

Me:*pets cat aggressively to hear the crackling of electricity*

Cat: *Flops over*

Me: *pokes something to see if I shock it*

Me: More electricity!

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Bathroom time

Cat: *Peeing*

Me: Oh! I must avert my eyes, the fluffy God is peeing!

Dog: *Peeing*

Me: *Peeks at the dog that stares at me the entire time*

Me: *Peeing with the door open*

Cat:MEOW! *Runs between my legs scent marking me before running off*

Dog: *Sits in the bathtub right next to me and stares*

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Late nights

*Playing Sims at 4AM*

Yoda: *Climbs on the bed, sits next to my face and purrs*

Me: *Puts hands on Yoda's face like a mask*

Me: "You think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!"

Yoda: *Meows which sounds a lot like "Noooo"*

Me: *Giggles and cuddles him*

Yoda: *Regrets even coming in the room*

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Close the curtain

Pheonyx: *Jumps on the dresser to sit in the window.*

*Le mom sleeping, le me playing sims*

Pheonyx: *Holds the curtain open to let in light*

Me: Pheo stop! Moms sleep!

Pheonyx: *ignores*

Me: *Picks up handy squirt bottle and sprays Pheo*

Pheo:*runs down the hall*

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Are you a boy?

Me: Are we sure Yoda is a boy?

Mom: Yes we’re sure, it says so on his papers.

Me: But… he doesn’t have junk.

Mom:… Yoda are you a boy?

*Me and mom look at each other*

*We Google how to tell if your cat is a boy or a girl*

Yoda: -.- *rethinks our lives for us*

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Late night stretch

*Le moi stretching on the floor*

Yoda: *Purrs loudly and lays right in the way*

Moi: *Adjusts to stretch around cat*

Pheonyx: *Creeps up and lays in the way*

Moi: *Sighs and facepalms* You two are why I can't get into shape.

Yoda/Pheonyx: *Headbutt my hands*

Moi: Cute!😍

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Nom nom, dry wall

*Le me, hears scraping in the middle of the night*

Me: Uh-oh *Le me, checks le bunbuns*

Persephone: *Scraping chunks out of the wall and eating them*

Me: That can't taste good! You have food and toys right next to you! *Moves le buns cage next to roses*

Le bun: *Starts eating the roses*

Me: You're one of the reasons we can't have nice things.

*Le Yoda conveniently throwing up*

Me: He's another one.

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Bed time

*Le me laying down to sleep*

*Suddenly hear faint purring*

Le me: Not now Pheonyx, It's bed time.

Pheonyx: *appears out of the darkness to lick my face*

Me: I love you too Pheo *Rolls over*

Pheonyx: *Lays on me to show dominance as my kitty god*

Me: *Sigh* You know in allergic to you right? -.-

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No speaky kitty

Yoda: MOEWW

Me: Meowwww

Yoda: mEoWWW

Me: MOWWW

Yoda: *purrs*

Me: *Whispering* What did we just say?

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Cheesecake

Le mum: Look! Voodoo likes cheesecake!

Me: Awww, big ol' puppy!

About an hour later

Me: OH MY GOD SHE'S FARTING!

Mom: Crack a window!

Me: No more cheesecake!

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It's too early

Pheonyx: Meow

Me: let me stretch first

Pheo: MeOw

Me: I'm coming

Pheo:MEOW

Me: DONT YELL AT ME YOUNG LADY!

Pheo: ....Mrow

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Rat

Jasper: *Runs at turbo speed after a walk*

Me:... Rat!

Jasper: *Freaks out, trips over own tail, face plants.*

Me: *Feels bad while laughing* Real smooth my dude, real smooth.

Jasper: *Huffs*

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Baby Godzilla

Blossoms thoughts: Human! The rock is moving! *runs between me and moving rock repeatedly* Human! Help!

Me: *In the middle of cleaning the turtle tank* Blossom it's okay, she's just a turtle

Five minutes later

*Baby Godzilla A.K.A Leslie the turtle chases Blossom around the house*

Me: .... Run! It'll kill you! *Supernatural reference*