SANDPOINT WAY > 12TH AVE NE by 45th (U-DISTRICT) - Moonfaced girl is back. Still super quiet.
56th & Brooklyn (Roosevelt) > Lower Queen Ann QFC- Fellow with a skateboard heading out to greet the sunny weather. Looks like he walked out of the MENS FASHION Pinterest board.
63rd Ave NW & 53rd Street > Greenwood Mudbay Pet store- Stoner buddies heading to work. They're happy. REALLY HAPPY. They do not like crepes.
GREENWOOD (near Red Mill Burgers) > PARAGON (QUEEN ANNE) - What I can only describe as Sorority Sisters having way too much fun way too early in the day. They're headed out to get unlimited mimosas. There's 5 of them. The smallest is squished out of sight of my rearview mirror. There was a snapchat. I think I'm smiling.
A block up from KONA KITCHEN > BITTER LAKE- more Indonesians. Why so many Indonesians?
Take a coffee break at BAUHUAS in BALLARD.
HYATT PLACE DOWNTOWN by WA 99 > Rhein House (CAP HILL) - very nice Indian Couple heading out for dinner. Their 2nd winter in Seattle and loving the weather.
SILVER CLOUD HOTEL (BROADWAY) > 12th & Mercer (CAP HILL) - Woman taking her Oakland CA family around town. Flowers are really expensive in California ($13 for 3 tulips?!). They can't believe folks are wearing miniskirts in this weather.
13th Ave & E Harrison (CAP HILL) > DUCK ISLAND ALE HOUSE (Phinney Ridge) - Mulato girl headin out to beer and unlimited free pinball.
EASTLAKE (Lenny's HOUSE) > WEST SEATTLE (Across from Lincoln PARK)- my friend Lenny helping me test out a theory about using the LYFT app. Ate dumplings and moved furniture all day. Going drinking and hockey, all night.
West Seattle (near West SEATTLE Bridge) > BALLARD Peddle Saloon - A realtor and her friend are heading out to relax. They get talking about her friend's marital problems the husband. She's super forgiving; he has serious anger management issues. I tell her I hope things get better as they both head off to Peddle Saloon the night away.
Restauracja Meksykanska W Seattle (FREMONT) > 65th St & 15th Ave (BALLARD) - law student heading home from doing a double shift on a wedding banquet boat restaurant. Is ready to party hard at a themed party tonight.
BALLARD > RUMBA (CAP HILL) - Mila Kunis & Channing Tatum are having a conversation about botched Irish Coffees and the meaning of yawning. Yawning when someone else yawns is a sign of empathy. If someone is lacking in empathy, they grow up to be sociopaths. I start yawning.
CAP HILL > WASABI (BELLTOWN) - MILA KUNIS 2 from Spokane & Ashton Kutcher from Tacoma are heading out. We talk local talk, meaning we complain about high rises and raising rents. Lively couple.
WESTERN AVE & VINE ST > JULIA's on BROADWAY - Nice fellow heading to the drag show. It happens every week, Friday & Saturday, and also has a Sunday Brunch.
CAP HILL > TOWN HALL on 8th Ave - Quiet couple. Seem nice enough until they leave, where the man is too lazy to get off the seat and ends up dragging the seat cover off. Have to log out for a minute to recover the back seats. Move one.
Kindred Hospital Seattle First Hill > Benaroya Hall - 2 Chinese girls heading to the concert at Benaroya. The LYFT app is acting up and putting my pick up point several blocks away from where they are. Call them and promptly pick them up.
Westin Seattle > Stateside by the Ltd Art Gallery - 20 something gal pals heading out.
Lakeview Blvd E > Swedish Medical Center Emergency Room - was heading to U-district when the request came in. As my passenger entered the LYFT, he starts to groan about pain. Apparently he thinks he broke a rib while landing a snowboarding jump. He didn't feel any pain at first, but suspected he landed too hard in the flat area past the jumps landing. He then did the same jump 10 more times. Super friendly Indian fellow.
SUMMIT & MERCER (CAP HILL) > Medina Hookah Lounge (I.D.) - As I pull up to do my pick up, I think I hit the brakes too hard. I and my passenger hear this squealing coming from my front tire. WHAT IS THAT SOUND?! As we hit the freeway, and hit top speed, the squealing goes away. It doesn't squeal like that ever again. He's heading to a Hookah Lounge. We start talking about a Virgin Hookah/Vape idea. Might be a good market for that.
Winona off WA 99 (PHINNEY RIDGE) > Bridge Way (Fremont) - Fiery redhead scares the crap out of me by knocking on my window. She's hanging out with friends for her birthday, to start watching more Doctor Who. She has the same problem I have in that I don't like to bandwagon. If something becomes popular, I almost always stay away from it. Maybe it’s the lowest common denominator, or I'm just a contrarian.
FREMONT > REGAL MERIDIAN (DOWNTOWN) - A Theater employee from GUILD 45th and his Boeing Gift Shop girlfriend are heading out to see THE LAZARUS EFFECT. This clearly does not jive with my plans to get away from the CAP HILL ferry rushing. Nice couple, the man looks like Vincent Shiavelli.
I head to Kona for Coffee and Musubis. Nancy and the Tidwells show up, and I wish I could stay but there's money to be had with LYFT price matching my hours.
TERRY AVE & STEWART (DOWNTOWN) > SAM'S Tavern - an attractive Indian couple heading to meet up with family for the night.
MADISON PUB (CAP HILL) > BEACON HILL - Gay trio, I drop one off at 12th & John, then take the other 2 over to BEACON HILL by the hospital. Quick rides abound.
BUSCH GARDENS (I.D.) > WEST SEATTLE - A adorable waitress finishing her 13 hour day with getting drunk. She wants music, and I hand her the plug to my AUX. It’s EDM and we're raving in my car, volume up, heat up, and heated seats on. She tells me about her man, how she loves him. They've been friends for 7 years, and are finally together for the last year. She gives me a hug good night. You rave on you little bear you.
CHELAN CARE (WEST SEATTLE PORT) > U-District - 2 UW Alums coming home from hanging out with deckhands and longshore men. Comment that I'm the only sober person on the road.
Q NIGHT CLUB (BROADWAY CAP HILL) > JUANITA VILLAGE - A really nice girl paying for a ride home for 2 acquaintances from College. One of them is wasted, so I hand her the barf bags. She's not the problem. It’s the other girl. I will call her MONSTER. So as soon as I ask Monster where we need to go (her and the sick girl are the first stop) she lays it into Nice Girl, calling her as many nasty things as possible during the whole trip. She gives out misleading directions. She's confrontational. She lives with her dad. First we're in Downtown Kirkland. Then it’s not Kirkland but Juanita (because they think Juanita Village is downtown Kirkland. Drunken people). She "accidently" empties her water bottle on the back interior floor. She has the bright idea to empty out the used barf bag out the window, even though we just handed 5 barf bags to them (I'm washing the car in the morning). I feel so bad for the nice girl, that I stop the meter once we drop off MONSTER. It’s almost up to $70, and I wouldn't be surprised if MONSTER did all this to screw nice girl over.
Nice girl gets home for free; it’s on the house after all that silliness. On the last portion of the ride, we unvent from MONSTERS attitude, how we think that life too short to be a dick. She waitresses at Juanita Pub once a week and was going to meet with her boyfriend after I dropped off MONSTER, but now she's just tired and needs to sleep. She has a 9 am massage/salon appointment, its 3 am, and honestly she deserves to pamper herself after being as patient as she was.
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