#peterisspidermanconfirmed

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast

oh this was a classique - i fuckt it bc the joiner between eat and ass looked like a butt

[what-even-is-thiss]

how do you deal with your intrusive thoughts? i have them too and i have no idea what to do

Recognize them and move on. If you can’t do that, let me take you on a journey.

Imagine there’s a guy named Chad. He smokes all the time and hates everyone is just generally an asshole. Chad follows you everywhere and there’s nothing you can do about it. Sometimes he yells at you. Sometimes he suggests that you do awful things. You have two options when dealing with Chad. You can keep yelling at him to shut up, which only makes him want to talk more, or you can say “Gross, Chad. Nobody likes you.” and then continue eating dinner.

Basically, if your intrusive thought tells you “Jump off the bridge” you go “No thanks.” and then continue on your way. If your intrusive thought says “Eat a Tide Pod” you go “I’d rather not.” and then move on.

If you want, you could use The Duke from the latest Sanders Sides as your stand in for Chad. Or if you believe in demons, fairies, or something similar you can pretend it’s one of those just trying to mess with you.

Lately I’ve been calling my intrusive thoughts Chad. I’ve also called them Karen and some other names like that. Sometimes saying “Nobody takes you seriously Chad” helps me. It’s a habit you have to fall into for sure.

Just remember, your intrusive thoughts don’t dictate who you are as a person and they’re worthless. Like garbage in a river. Pay them no mind.

[peterparkers7evilexes]

hnnnnnnnnng his hairrrrrr omg i just imagine peter brushing it out and and braiding it for him

braiding daisies in it :’)) Can someone make me a winterspider + braiding flowers into hair moodboard i have a mighty neeeeeed

[scott-lang-the-magic-man]

screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*is visibly startled*

[klaus-hargreeves-official]

*can-can dances past you*

ooc

jokes on u i dont know what that is akhsdkjad

[sam-therealfalcon]

ajdjdbdnhr she sounds amazing

She's honestly a lil shit but I love her

[starkercrossedlovers]

hi! i just saw one of your anons and just wanted to say that i was in a relationship with another sub(godlovesstarker) for a while and it worked for the time being because our love for each other was stronger than our need to be dominated

That’s awesome!! I think it definitely varies couple to couple—for some people it’s a lifestyle they live 100% and for others it’s a thing they only need or want occasionally!

[agent-philcoulson]

Neverrrrr (and I can't really go to bed before then, because I live in my brothers living room, and that's when he goes to bed)

Okay kid, just try to look after yourself.