#peterlogan

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How to shut up a mouthy Spider.

Based on this panel i found

I bet "Lunatic Bimbo" is another nickname of Wade

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Headcanon time

Time for some more shipping headcanons, Thwippsnikt / Spiderine edition, because Spider-Man/Wolverine is what I live for.

• who cries when someone dies in a movie Does this mean pretend cries or actually cries? Because the answer to both is Peter.

• who wears the ugly holiday garb Logan. Kitty got it for him, you see.

• who pays for the meals Logan. Peter pretend-swoons over how gentlemanly it is and Logan threatens to stop doing it. He never stops.

• who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone Logan slams the oven door and Peter plays the trombone.

• who brings home stray animals Logan. He's highly empathetic to various clawed stray animals and troubled superpowered teenagers.

• who leaves the bathroom door open Logan. Sometimes it's even on purpose: he has to see if anyone's coming.

• who tells the 'dad jokes' Peter. Peter tells ALL THE JOKES. ALL THE TERRIBLE JOKES.

• who wants kids more Logan. The troubled teens he mentors are a poignant red flag.

• who travels more Logan travels all the time, beating up people all around the world.

• who spends more cash Logan, again. But, then again, he does have money to spend. Where does he get it? Peter doesn't want to know.

• who buys the things in infomercials Peter. Peter buys all the things designed for a lazy guy like him. "Hey! I save this city on a regular basis, I have the right to do everything the easy way when I'm home."

• who draws in the dust on their cars Peter, obviously.

• who starts the snowball fights They both tend to start snowball fights. Logan because he spends so much time around kids and Peter because he's a little shit.

• who throws away the directions to things THERE ARE NEVER ANY DIRECTIONS IN THE HOUSE.

• who puts up holiday decor Peter crawls up the walls to put up tinsel. Logan calls in the protégé squad when he needs something decorated.

• who is more likely to forget to bathe They're both terrible about bathing regularly. Ugh. Gross.

• who gets more obsessed about things They both obsess. Peter gets obsessed over his own perceived failings as a hero and human being, while Logan gets obsessed over concrete things that are out there. Mostly his enemies. By which I mean Sabretooth. Guy needs a hobby other than stalking Logan and killing everything he loves.

• who sings in the shower more often Logaaaaaaaan. He could be in a musical if he wanted to.

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Thwippsnikt shipping meme

Because my reaction to a shipping meme is to immediately fill it with Spider-Man/Wolverine shenanigans. Let's go.

Who:

• falls asleep on the couch Logan doesn't care where he sleeps. He'd crash under the kitchen table if it didn't freak Peter out so much to find him out cold on the floor somewhere.

• makes friends with the neighbors They're both terrible at making friends, but at least Peter is polite.

• is the adventurous eater Logan. Peter insists it doesn't count because Logan's already eaten pretty much everything since he's so ancient.

• hogs the covers at night Peter is a terrible sleeping partner because of this. Logan doesn't really care, though, since he doesn't easily get cold.

• forgets to do the dishes They're both absolute garbage at getting chores done. It tends to happen when two superheroes share an apartment.

• tries to surprise their partner more often Logan really likes doing things for Peter. Mostly to make up for one thing or another.

• leaves dirty laundry on the floor They both do.

• stays up til 2 AM reading Peter reads science publications in bed while Logan snores. It's an arrangement that works.

• sings in the shower Logan. He insists he could do musicals if he wanted.

• takes the selfies Peter takes selfies like it's his job. Technically it is his job.

• plans date night Peter plans out date nights carefully but if/when things get derailed by various superheroics Logan's usually the one to take the lead.

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Domestic Thwippsnikt Headcanons

Who...

  Finds ideas for Halloween costumes -

Neither Peter nor Logan needs to bother; Logan's numerous teenaged protégés have plenty of ideas to share, some of them even good.

Proposes to take a relaxing bath together -

Peter. Logan doesn't really find baths relaxing.

Spoils the kids a little bit too much -

Logan is a great disciplinarian as long as the kids are his students and not actually his kids. His own kids he lets get away with anything.

Wakes his/her other half on the week-end for some grown-ups quality time -

Probably Peter. Logan doesn't bother initiating when he knows his partner will be accosting him soon enough.

Likes watching outside when there is a storm -

Logan's good friends with a storm-maker, so he has good associations with stormy weather.

Is the most addicted to coffee -

They can both really dunk the stuff but Peter's the one who needs it more.

Has a lot of family photos in her/his phone -

Logan. Not because he's taking a bunch of pictures, but because he's constantly borrowing his phone to his 'family' for selfies. Peter, on the other hand, uses an actual camera for his photo-taking.

Eats the last part of pie/cake -

Peter. Logan's pretty cool with it, though.

Checks on the kids before going to bed -

Logan. His protective instincts are always high when there are kids involved.

Comes to the other after a fight to reconcile -

Peter doesn't let Logan brood for long after a fight, to make sure Logan doesn't get it into his head that Peter's better off without him and wanders off on another quest to "find himself."

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Even more Thwippsnikt headcanons

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

Logan did. He got them from Jubilee and she dared him to do it.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

Logan doesn't care if the thing is in the room or not, so there's technically nothing to forget.

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

Peter tries but, to be fair, Peter also posts vines of himself doing embarrassing shit.

who breaks the most phones

For a guy with sticky spider powers, Peter tends to drop his phone a lot. Comparatively, for a guy who's constantly getting shot full of holes, Logan's phones usually avoid damage.

who dies first

*mad laughter than then dissolves into gross sobbing* LOGAN IS DEAD!

...which is kind of ironic, considering that his mutant power basically amounts to immortality.

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

Logan, he just recovers from the symptoms really quickly.

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

Well, Peter does think his jokes are actually funny, but Logan severely disagrees.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

Peeeeteeeer. Either because he's not shutting off his alarm or, if they're both awake, because he said one of those supposedly funny quips of his.

who uses the computer most

Peter. Logan has people on the other end of a psychic line who can use the computer for him. Or then he just bug Peter to look things up.

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More Thwippsnikt Headcanons

who falls asleep on the couch

They both do. Peter because he works himself to the bone and Logan because he doesn't give damn about where he sleeps.

who wakes up first

Logan wakes at the crack of dawn but stays in bed and pushes Peter out of bed if he doesn't react to the alarm clock fast enough.

who cooks the most

Since Peter doesn't cook at all, Logan wins by default by cooking once in a blue moon. He does make breakfast more frequently though. Peter keeps asking for wheatcakes but Logan has no idea what those are and just makes pancakes.

who’s in charge of the tv remote

Peter channel surfs, and Logan usually just goes with it. Unless there's a hockey game on. Peter knows better than to get between a Canadian and a hockey game.

who takes the longest getting ready

Peter can just roll into his clothes, but Logan has half a dozen superhero costumes to choose from and he chooses carefully. No one ever believes Peter when he tells the Avengers that they were late because Logan was preening.

who takes up most of the bed

For such a little guy, Logan sure knows how to sprawl efficiently when sleeping alone. He refrains from doing so when he actually has company, however.

if/what pets they have

It's a horrible, horrible idea to give these two anything to look after that can't also look after itself. They both sometimes entertain the thought of living less busy lives and adopting an older cat to laze around the house with.

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My Thwippsnikt shipping headcanons

Here's a bunch of shipping headcanons for Peter/Logan, because I love me some Spidey/Wolverine.

SFW

Who cooks?

Neither. They're both terrible about actually cooking meals. Well, Logan knows how, he's been around long enough, he just doesn't care to.

Who’s the messiest? The cleanest?

They're both really messy, but Logan's messes are more often of the 'organized chaos' variety, while Peter is just really careless about where he leaves stuff.

Who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown?

Logan.

Living space has a leak! Who fixes it?

They'll do an organized effort. In which Peter goes for the temporary fix and then complains about his fix failing, after which Logan rolls his sleeves and gets to work.

Who buys the groceries?

Peter insists on getting groceries, but more often than not gets distracted by crime during the trip. Logan is better at actually coming back with groceries when he heads out.

Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?

Logan pays. He tells Peter it's because he's old-fashioned and Peter says he's just old so Peter has to humor him. It's fair enough, since Logan also eats the most, but Peter is the one between them with a sweet tooth.

Would they go to the beach?

Logan hates the beach. But sometimes when he's roped into monitoring a school outing, he'll invite Peter along too.

Who knows how to swim? Who doesn’t?

Logan sinks like a rock, so he doesn't swim. Peter is actually pretty good at it, though.

Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go?

Logan is a polygot and fluent in many languages. Since the Japanese language and culture has been such a great influence on him, he naturally wants to share that with Peter. Peter is terrible but willing to learn, and Logan shows the part of himself that's a patient teacher during their lessons.

Any pets? Or plants?

Logan travels a lot and Peter is often out fighting crime, so pets and plants are generally a terrible idea. They do sometimes petsit Kitty's dragon Lockheed though.

Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?

Peter likes the idea of all of these, but Logan is less enthusiastic. Mostly because Peter makes cracks about drowned dogs when they do bathe together.

Can they stand silence? Who talks the most? Who talks the least?

Sometimes Logan just wants to lie in the dark with Peter and Peter does his best to oblige, although sometimes Logan has to remind him what silence means. Peter is the blabbermouth between the two, while Logan is the opposite.

Who stays up late? Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?

Logan stays up late on purpose, while for Peter it's more the result of a busy night fighting crime. Peter is more likely to go to sleep on his own, but Logan has to sometimes push him out of the bed to wake him up. Logan is the opposite, waking up at the smallest thing while Peter has to force-snuggle him to keep him in bed long enough for sleep.

Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind?

Neither of them is high maintenance, really, although they both require a lot of emotional support for their respective issues. Peter actually benefits from taking care of Logan, as helping Logan feel more like a human being helps him feel more useful in their relationship.

Vacation ideas: who decides them? Where would they go, if anywhere?

Logan really wants to take Peter to Japan for a vacation instead of just travelling there to fight ninjas.

NSFW headcanons under the cut.

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How often do they have sex, if at all?

There are a lot of things that get in the way of their sex life, most of which have to do with crime fighting. Whenever they're not both banged up or dead tired from fighting crime is a good time for sex to them. Most of the time they prefer morning sex, after they've both rested to recover from their wounds.

Who brings ideas? Who initiates?

Peter is the one with the bright ideas, while Logan is the one who initiates. Logan's been around long enough to have seen enough things to not be bothered by the stuff Peter suggests.

Any kinks they clash on?

Logan sometimes likes to get bruises from sex, just to remind himself that not all hurts are dangerous, and because finger and teeth marks actually feel kind of pleasant to him. Peter, meanwhile, prefers not using his 'proportional strength of a spider' in the bedroom.

Oddest place they’d have sex?

A web built by Peter. He was having one of his 'Spider' episodes.

Favourite positions?

Logan doesn't have any preferences. Peter prefers anything where they can engage in light bondage play.

Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches?

Introducing actual power dynamics into the bedroom isn't good for Logan's peace of mind, so they just go with whatever they feel like at the time. Logan actually likes Peter topping because Peter is such an utter 'boy next door' type that he's adorably polite while topping.

Genital headcanons?

The comics themselves have implied several times that Logan is quite well hung so I've accepted it as a headcanon. Peter at least has nothing to be embarrassed about (he runs around in spandex). No headcanons about any specific features.

Favourite erogenous zones?

Logan likes it when his neck or ears are played with and Peter doesn't mind nibbling his neck. Peter, meanwhile, has really sensitive fingers.

Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs?

Peter goes from zero percent to one hundred percent interested the instant Logan licks Peter's fingers, but snikting in the bedroom is a sure way to get his interest to plummet. Peter pretty much just has to look like he wants him to get Logan rearing to go, but dirty talk, especially humiliation talk, is a big turn off.

First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished?

Logan's increased senses make him pretty sensitive, so he usually comes first, but he also has an insanely fast recovery period so he doesn't have to stop in the middle of proceedings. Peter has a pretty good endurance and his senses make him very aware of his partner so they both get the best out of sex.

Favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm?

Peter likes petting Logan before, during and after sex, while Logan likes nuzzling Peter.

How are their afterglows?

Logan is extremely affectionate during his afterglow when he's with someone he can trust as much as Peter. Peter is a lazy lump who just lies there and pats Logan's arms while the other clings to him.

Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?

Logan makes all sorts of noises during sex and it both thrills Peter as well as makes him nervous when he knows there's someone in the room over (like at Avengers HQ). Peter himself is really quiet during sex so Logan often tries to use extra touches and stimulation to get him to lose his cool.

Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed?

Logan does both lights on and off, since he can see Peter anyway. Peter prefers the dark because he likes the way Logan's eyes reflect even the slightest glimmer of light. So there is much looking going on regardless. At the beginning of their sexual encounters Peter was pretty embarrassed, but he's since gotten over it.

Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share?

On an emotional level Logan and Peter have a solid relationship and they aren't terribly picky about whether or not they have sex with each other or someone else. This is because the basis of their relationship is companionship and it can be hard for them both to have healthy sex lives when Logan keeps wandering off to travel the world while Peter stays in New York.

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