Mj gets super powers that she uses not to fight crime but to keep her two dumbass husbands in bed while they’re high off pain meds. (Miguel has dislocated both his shoulders along with a fractured collarbone. Peter had pneumonia for the past week and still went out fighting and broke his leg)
PLLEEEAASSSSE i'm in love with this JENWJWKWN
mj using her powers to corral her two dumbass husbands is so funny to me... and then once they're finally out and mayday is sleeping she goes and saves the day and comes back with her hair on fire and is like ":) i didn't go anywhere :)"
they're all dumbasses in this poly i swear












