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Just a thought

This is some weird thought i had. So, if Pete and Jackie Tyler were really famous in the other parallel universe, did no one notice that Jackie had magically come back to life, pregnant, and with some random blonde woman who they say is their daughter despite having not existed for 20 years?

Seriously, What did they say to the papers?

“Oh, yeah, I had Jackie cloned after she died and it took a few years to develop.”

“We have decided to adopt a twenty year old because why not?”

“Remember that rebellious Rickey bloke who died? Well guess what, he’s alive and prefers Mickey. He is our daughter’s ex so he lives with us now”

“That mysterious trip we took to a beach Norway in the middle of the night which left our daughter emotionally distressed. Our daughter had a dream about it so we went just to clear up some family issues.”

A few years later...

“We know why the stars are going out. Remember the Cybermen? Well, there are these much worse heavy duty dustbins called Daleks that wan’t to turn us all to dust. They’re like brain squids in pepperpots. Don’t worry, our *adopted* daughter can jump dimensions and save us all.”

“Oh hey again. We went to a parallel universe and got our daughter a duplicate of the man of her dreams.”

“Mickey? Who’s Mickey. Nope no Mickeys here. I think you’ve got the wrong people. We have a Tony and a John Smith. No Mickeys anywhere.”

People must have thought they’d gone insane.