#pffffahahaha

[daemonrolling]

Coworker: So, do you do any weird things at night I should know about?

Me: *sputters* Uhmm, uhmmm...

Coworker: I meant like sleepwalking or talking in your sleep!

Me: oh! I kind of... Snore a little?

[mikansei]

wanna hear a funny joke?

i'm gonna go do something productive while tumblr's down

[ladychraelix]

Are you experiencing the human urge to mate? Are you willing to describe "All these feels" so that they may be recorded and stored in the Fact Spheres mighty annals of knowledge?

... excuse me?

That's kinda personal, y'know. If I knew you a bit better, then maybe I'd be inclined to answer that, but as it is, you just asked without even saying hello first.

So... negatory, morning glory.