#pffffft!

[dreamsatdusk]

[1-800-roflmao]

[zenxenophilia]

I feel really weird reading all this racy stuff with Arcee judging me at the top of the screen.

This is by far the best comment I’ve gotten on here, thank you.  XD

Also, don’t feel bad.  She’s just flustered that you caught her in the middle of reading the racey stuff too ;)

[theinvisibledoodlewizard]

Imma say it'a spinach. Bike one can easily be the technicality of "can't crash a bike that I don't have" and the crib memory partly it feels likw the perfect "honeypot lie" and partly I vaguely remember *when my sapience kicked on* and I remember semiconfusedly rushing into the living room seeing family I sorta knew already for the "first" time so honestly I can buy it. As for spinach you don't seem like the type to flex via diet.

Ahhhh! That’s where you’d be wrong my friend! All because of one cartoon character I watched the heck out of when I was tiny.

This guy made me think not eating my spinach would make me a wuss, so while even grandparents were trying to get me to put it on sandwiches or SOMETHING!? I was just eating leaves. It was kinda fun pretending to be a goat. Not so much a flex against others? More just- little kid logic of “I’m cool” and you’re sitting there with a mouth full of leaves. Looking like a weirdo. But hey, you also look really happy about those leaves, so good on you buddy.

I actually do own a bike and I would ride it far more if it weren’t for all the cars lol. But I have actually crashed it. Ran it into a curb when dad was riding beside me. I got to watching him instead of where I was going. Went right over the handle bars. I was completely fine. Just dazed. Bike was fine too. Most anticlimactic thing ever. Just stood up really dazed, brushed myself off, stood there wondering what the heck happened, and mildly where I was (adrenaline, am i right?) then sis smacked into something cause she forgot how brakes worked.

The crib was is incredibly fuzzy!! And almost a still image in my mind instead of a movie like most other memories. It’s like a chunky, bad, fuzzy gif lol.

[theinvisibledoodlewizard]

THERE ARE SOOO MANY BIRDS!!!

[theinvisibledoodlewizard]

This and ticking off my garbage therapist.

Best two things I’ve done in a week’s time

[theinvisibledoodlewizard]

The name Wizardholic is cause I kept being a workaholic… but rn my random thought made it sound like I was drunk sjsjsjsjnd

[theinvisibledoodlewizard]

Wiz/Whirs Deserve Happy

If I find anyone else who uses those pronouns? I swear, I’ll spontaneously combust. 🥺😂