#pg1400

[macklives]

god do i want some sort of alt universe where dave is the goth supervillain with an army of crows

[macklives]

jade can’t stay mad at anything unless you are named CG

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jade only knows one game and its probably nekojishi

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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TG: hey wait 

GG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. theze darn birds be 'n tha way! Tru niggaz do niggaz. GG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: what are they do'n 'n yo' apizzle anyway fo gettin yo pimp on!!! GG cuz I'm fresh out the pen: also thizzey aizzy adizzle 

TG: i always kizzeep B-to-tha-izzirds 'n hiznere its sort of mah steppin' 

GG: ohhhhhhh GG: K-to-tha-izzind of like all thoze sillizzle naked puppets be yo' bros th'n?  

TG in tha mutha fuckin club: no no thats irony dis be like TG thats off tha hook yo: sincere honest to god psychosis TG: im train'n ta be a lame gothy supervillain 

GG: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. also i thiznink i cant put it down coz of tha wirizzles on tha fliznoor..... 

TG: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. ok TG: wizzle mizzy yiznou shizzould takes tha opportunizzle ta put it somewhere tizzy isnt stizzone cold retizzle 

GG: i wish i played miznore gamizzles GG: dis be hard!!!! 

TG: no its not 

GG: :P

> Jade: Im crazy, you can't phase me. Mizzove Davizzles bed ta tha roof.