Sep 13, 2019
bruh WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
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bruh WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
i cant fucking believe CG, an actual alien, has seen serendipity (a *ROMCOM* may i add) with john friggin cusack, to whom an alien (cant emphasis this enough), should not know.
i also cant believe he got offended by john not liking it considering john likes con air. these two shouldnt have movie rights.
hot take: all the kids go to the same high school and are in theatre together. its their turn to choose what play theyll do that year. john, of course, chooses con air. begrudgingly, the teacher allows it and they end up doing said play. jade is casey, john is nic cage, dave is john cusack and rose is that woman i forgot their name but she’s the wife. CG is the guy telling nic cage the bunny will get it. its a masterpiece. it gets a standing ovation.
oh god so they used to have titles but RAN OUT OF THEM
im fucking dead
god that smile is smth
i hope john gets CG into that movie, id never love anything more than the two of them analyzing the plot and characters to con air of all things
i hope thats how their friendship starts
wow, that must be so fun when you dont know what movie youre in for. could be horror, could be romance, could be mystery. youd just never know. you go in, you find out and thats it. thats you hanging out on the troll planet.
what the fuck kind of titles is THAT?
its like one of those guess the movie type thing, where if somebody asks what their fav movie is, you respond with the whole entire synopsis and it takes them a solid 10 mins to figure out which actual movie youre referring to bc it has no titles
man i wanna see human movie adaptations with troll titles
what could con air be?
lengthy, i guess
found it:
“just-paroled army ranger is headed back to his wife, but must fly home aboard a prison transport flight dubbed “jailbird" with some of the worst criminals living. along with a genius serial killer who unleashes a violent escape plot in mid-flight. secretly working with U.S. marshall, he tries to foil criminal’s plan.”
ngl just took that off the synopsis of con air online