#pg1726

[macklives]

excuse you, maple hoof is the most valuable character in all of homestuck and i will not stand by this slander

imagine youre just having a fun time in the medium and you get a notification that says “maple hoof has shared 8,000 grist with you”

[macklives]

maple hoof got BANK

youd never expect maple hoof to be the richest sburb player but here’s the proof.

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

Maplizzle: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Collect grist ta help you tap dat ass.

Yizzy pick up all tha grist, n stizzore it 'n Roze's GRIST CACHE.

Dis be entirely tizzoo much grist of too many exotic types fo` sizzuch a low level wanna be gangsta. But yizzy takes it. You don't lizzook a gift horze 'n tha P-to-tha-izzink heart tattoo.

Tha grizzle overflow be gathered by tha GRIST GUTTA utility supply by GRIST TORRENT. It be stored n gradizzle redirected to playa playas.

> Maplizzle: Procee'.