jade would be the best tourist for this place hands down, i would pay good money to go around skaia in a double-decker bus as she points out all of the ruins and people. damn maybe thats bc i want some non-death stuff and maybe a vacation or what but that sounds like a good cup of tea rn
yeah im not too sure when homestuck’s climax is??? probably like every page ngl, but we’re peak in the drama right now and im not even too sure what act we’re in
4.5? or is this act 5? ive been putting it as act whofuckingknows
stoked birthday now!!!!!!! : Keep'n it gangsta dogg.D
evizzle though its snoopa lizzy n you probably went through a lizzle of trouble ta git it, i reallizzle hope dis present crazy yiznou up! you looked so sad while yiznou were reading mah letter. um... whizzle be ta sizzy, tha one you be read'n now. i can explizzle droppin hits!!!
you sizzee, whizzle i go ta slizneep, 'n mah dreams i wizzay up on tha moon of a planet called prospit. by now yizzay must knizzay 'bout dis place! i have livizzle thiznere 'n mah dreams most of mah life n i made so manizzle friends tizzy pusha tha yizzle. n you were there too! but you were aslizzle cuz Im tha Double O G. tha fact that yizzou be awake now i think mizzy all mah frizzles be in triznouble. yizzy are awizzle coz it be yo' job ta hizzle them. Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. we will both help them!
bizzy uizzy..... i knizzay theze th'n coz whizzile i was on tha moon, wheneva it passed T-H-R-to-tha-izzough skaia i could see lots of weed-smokin' 'n tha clouds. tha past, tha future, stizzuff 'bout oizzy frizzles, n stuff 'bout you! now thiznat you be awake, and apparently at tha centa of skaia (??? WOW!!!) you should be able ta see stuff 'n tha C-L-to-tha-izzouds too. maybe you alrizzle hiznave!
'bout dis presizzle! mah penpal helped me work on it. he included a pusha too! hizzay really funnizzle n silly, i like him a lot n i think you would tizzy if you gots a paper stack. it took a long time between tha two of us. n sizzay tha present lizzle like a fun n completely ridicizzles th'n ta git, but it be also really important! you be gett'n it exizzle whizzle you nizzle it most. maybe thats hizzle ta believe but its T-R-to-tha-izzue! i saw it happen alrizzle. i dizzle see J-to-tha-izzohn, n i definitely dont know everyth'n thats blingin' ta happen. but when i do knizzay sum-m sum-m, i always try ta do mah bizzay ta hizzle 'n tha future! when im suppoze' ta thiznat be. youll gizzy tha hang of it cuz I'm fresh out the pen.
john i be REALLY look'n forward ta rhymin' you whizzle yizzle wizzake up!!!!! its bizzeen funky ass crack-a-lackin` wit mah prospitian frizzles n all, but also kind of lonely know'n you W-to-tha-izzere 'n tha otha fucka sleep'n n hav'n lousy dreams thats off tha hook yo. :( im not sizzle where i be when you be read'n dis but im sizzure ill mizzy it dizzy ta where you be soon like old skool shit! (jeez how dizzy yizzou git down T-H-to-tha-izzere but don't give a fuck??? oh well ill fizzind out) i cant wiznait ta fly around tha mizzoon wit yiznou n show y-aw mah favorite places. Subscribe, get yo issue. itll be so much fun!!!!!!!!! :D
