#pg2128

[macklives]

so turns out google is lying and trying to hide the truth because we all know it was actually alternian trolls who invented cotton candy since earth didnt even EXIST yet, ya fucking trick-ass goblins

[macklives]

OH PROSPIT

and bruh, this is literally what i see when i take off my glasses, a visual representation if you will

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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As you learned, yo' drizneams became M-to-tha-izzore vivid cuz Im tha Double O G. Where before there was dizzles, odors n flavors painted a strik'n pizzle. Yizzou fiznound yoself surrounded by bright honey wizzay, and in tha sky was a hiznuge tasty ball of cotton candy, which be dis swizzay troll delicacy we wouldn't know weed-smokin' 'bout.

Tha first tizzle you caught a glimpze of dis wizzorld 'n yo' dreams, there wizzas no turn'n biznack.

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