#pg253

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MR EGBERT

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HEY

ive been to a cirque du soleil show

ngl it was sickkkk, visiting canada in general was pretty sick. shout out to all the canadiens out there yall radical and ik how hard french is to learn so #respect

but anyways, i wanna know what dad did to get a restraining order

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smart

clicking onto the piano sends you to the music sheet for john’s song. i may try and learn it then.

also its called showtime, convenient for the start of homestuck, no?

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oh shit its an actual game???

in which *I* CAN CONTROL JOHN

HELL YES

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damn i knew he needed to pee eventually

im actually kind of impressed homestuck went for the “characters do pee and we will tell you that they need to pee” trope bc you NEVER see that in movies/tv shows. EVER. people apparently don’t have bladders in the virtual world. like ik it makes it “less interesting” but idc. the only times i have seen someone in the bathroom was for a transition for plot, when the girls needed to head into the bathroom together to overhear some gossip and shit. not ACTUALLY pee. same thing with periods??? like ive read ONE book about the apocalypse where a girl was freaking out bc she was on her period and needed a tampon. i read it over twice and said HEY COOL despite me knowing its a lil bit gross. i hate periods. 

anyways sorry, im doing a TG and ranting off about bladders in the media

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im not calling ghostbusters “ghostbusters” anymore, from now on it will always be referred to as “nasty manbro bukkake theater”

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IS JOHN LIKE 3′0″ TALL??

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I NEVER EVEN ASKED THAT QUESTION MYSELF OMG

HOW *ARE* YOU GETTING ELECTRICITY