#pg254

[macklives]

gay man is taking over the commands now lmfao

and john is hella confused:

that is a man who does not want to participate in this anymore

also maybe bc he just went through a whole entire meteor attack and basically is the only one alive for all he knows. so kids a little distraught

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

Boy, quit all dis scurryin around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, fucka!

For tha last time, dis boyz name is John!!!

> Fine. John. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Return ta yo' quarters.

[avidredwaller]

~Dotti’s Ditty~

Ho whack folly doodle oh Duckfontein,

Dillworthy is my family name!

A fatal beauty have I, goodbeasts,

I’m completely unrehearsed,

Havin’ never been, kingess or queen,

Woe to me I’m doubly curs’d,

Oh the crown lies heavy on the ears,

Of a simple maid like me,

Now everybeast must scrape an’ bow,

An’ bend a jolly ole knee . . . heeheeheeheeheeeeee!

Ho whack folly doodle oh Duckfontein,

Dillworthy is my family name!

What a royally difficult life I’ve got,

But I regally say to m’self wot wot,

A Duckfontein must show no pain,

‘Tis fame an’ fortune’s lot,

My super subjects will adore,

My spiffin’ sweet young voice,

An’ loyally cry out, more more more!

Each night they’ll all rejoice . . . joy hoi hoi hoi hoice!

Ho whack folly doodle oh Duckfontein,

Dillworthy is my family name!

Affairs of state that just can’t wait,

An’ decisions of high degree,

The balance of pudden’s fate,

Rests hard ‘twixt lunch an’ tea,

Let anybeast yell “Come let’s feast!”

Whilst the royal beauty doth sleep,

They’ll rue the day that they met me,

Dorothea . . . Du . . . huck . . . fontein . . . Dill . . . worth . . . eeeeeeeee!