#pg289

[macklives]

be gay, do crimes

[macklives]

she’ll be so careful, your dad will think he went to the carwash when in fact he didnt. you were just THAT good at taking care of the car

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

Da purple text is less irrationizzle than tha red text.

TT: I be liftin tha hoopty up ta tha balcony. 

EB: whoa, ok. 

TT: Once it is up, retrieve tha game. Then I be bout ta put it back down on tha driveway. 

EB: but tha door is locked hommie! 

TT: Then break a window. 

EB: but itz mah dadz hoopty :( 

TT: It aint nuthin but just a window, n' dis is sort of a emergency. TT: Otherwise I promise I be bout ta handle tha hoopty wit velvet gloves. 

EB: aiiiight.

> Rose: Pick up car. Shiiit, dis aint no joke.

[avidredwaller]

~Sea Song~

Oh one two three, come to me,

From far o’er the briny sea,

Four five six, each wave flicks,

Past my paws, the sand it licks,

Sev’n eight nine, all in line

This one rolling in is mine,

One to ten, rise and wane,

Swelling as they come again!