im just gonna come back to this piece of dialogue before continuing on
dave basically said to the reader he was “so excited to tell john the news about the apple juice” and once we get into the conversation, he was trying to be “subtle” about it
like he didn’t want to be direct about it, so he waited until john probably talked about his movies like he normally did and dave would slide in like “thats coincidence bc heyyyy i got me some apple juice LIKE in your movies”
so ig we really are hours in the past but with dave instead, which dialogue-wise doesnt make a difference except we now know why he went right to john like “yeah apple juice bitch”
-- turntechGodhead [TG] fuckin started pesterin ectoBiologist [EB] at 18:13 --
TG: hey so what tha fuck sort of crazy loot did you rake up in todizzle
EB: i gots a lil monstas poster, itz so phat. i'm goin ta peep it again n' again n' again todizzle, tha applejuice scene was so funky.
TG: oh hell dat is such a cold-ass lil coincidence i just found a unopened container of apple juice up in mah closet it is like fuckin christmas up in here
EB: aiiight thats fine yo, but i just have one question n' then a word of caution. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. have you eva peeped a porno called lil monstas starrin howie mandel n' fred savage, biatch?
TG: but
TG: tha seal on tha forty is unbroken
TG: is you suggestin one of mah thugs put piss up in mah apple juice all up in tha factory
EB: all im sayin is don't you be thinkin monsta howie mandel has tha juice ta do suttin' as simple as reseal a funky-ass bottle, biatch?
EB: try rockin yo' dome numbnuts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast.
TG: why did tha fat kid or whoever drank it know what tha fuck piss smoked like
TG: i mean his bangin erection was nigh instantaneous
EB: dat shiznit was tha 15th dizzle up in a row howie mandel peed up in his juice.
TG: aiiight i can accept dat
TG: monsta B-list celebritizzle douchebags is cunnin n' persistent prankstas
TG: also fred savage has a straight-up punchable grill
TG: but whoz ass cares bout dis lets stop poppin' off bout it
TG: did you git tha beta yet
EB: no.
EB: did yo slick ass, biatch?
TG: playa i gots two copies already
TG: but i dont care im not goin ta play it or anythang tha game soundz borin
TG: did you peep how tha fuck it gots slammed up in game bro???, biatch?
EB: game bro be a joke n' we both know dat shit.
TG: yeah
TG: why dont you go check yo' mail maybe its there now
EB: aiiiight.
> Dave: Go online n' view sites indicatizzle of yo' interests, n' you can put dat on yo' toast.
