#pg442

[macklives]

i can’t believe the “for dummies” thing is replaced by “for assholes” and i cant believe those companies literally have a book for EVERYTHING

knitting? johns programming? i wonder which version dave has

“rapping for assholes” probably

i would buy the for assholes book tho, sounds a little more interesting, might make me do some good, just so i can show the book whos boss if i ever get frustrated by it telling me im trash

[macklives]

street you say?

yknow what i say about the streets?

god i would kill for john mulaney to be in sburb and then narrate the whole way through

[macklives]

OH so john introduced rose to knitting????

:’)

[macklives]

so the tip is: a game to bring your dead cat back to life exists... thats it.

thanks GG.

but hey, maybe without you the kids wouldnt know about sburb

tho having this come from somebody who doesnt know what sburb is, is a little concerning bc how did you get this information in the first place??

how did you get any information concerning the kids AT ALL???

bc this is more than just psychic abilities, this is like full on foretelling the future and guiding them into the right direction without knowing it. you could be the oracle of delphi for all we know.

[macklives]

the fact that rose passes off her psychic shit is hilarious to me, bc she just knows so damn well GG has some weird prophetic abilities but is giving her the benefit of the doubt

anyways, jaspers is getting dissed left and right here. homeboy, did you scratch her too much growing up? 

[macklives]

imagine all your friends are getting presents for their birthdays and then once its your turn somebody comes up to you with bare hands and goes “you should dress better. happy birthday.” and leaves

[macklives]

thats why their conversations are my favourite because whenever they talk, its just a constant battle to see if they are just being sarcastic or telling the truth or both. like either they think they’re in the right or they are just being played by the other. and nobody ever knows. because its dave and rose. ironic and snarky tendencies are inevitable.

[macklives]

so does she live the furthest then?

i dont even know where ANY of the kids live honestly, it may have popped up but i do not remember at all. i just know johns a suburban man and rose said she lives on the east coast in a mansion. then dave lives in an apartment somewhere in a city but im not sure where bc uhh there are multiple cities in the world, my dude.

and okay, obviously they are internet friends but im still not sure if they are HELLA distant internet friends or hey itll just take me 5 hours to get to your house internet friends.

that being said, GG probably lives overseas im guessing so maybe not 5 hours