YO IS THIS THE LAST KID????????????
are we getting i n t r o d u c e d
seen from Angola
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China

seen from Türkiye
seen from Israel
seen from China
seen from South Korea

seen from Israel
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Canada
seen from Russia
seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from France
seen from China
seen from Italy

seen from Malaysia
seen from China
YO IS THIS THE LAST KID????????????
are we getting i n t r o d u c e d
i would too wake up in a cold sweat if i saw my friend that i have never seen before just... appear iin my dreams
wait considering they are internet friend, they HAVE sent pictures of each other, right? like DO they know what they look like or is this.... just them going in blind (kind of). bc maybe john recognized her but then again maybe john had no idea who that was. im gathering the latter BUT idk
damn, considering dave has selfies i hope to GOD he has sent some of him posing in the mirror or some shit to the kids just unironically (knowing him he would call it ironic but we all knooooow hes lying)
is this what john dreams about?????
of course he dreams about cake, maybe this is actually johns nightmare
ayyy gushers currency, i forgot we compared the grist to that. fun fact, i never had gushers before. fruit by the foot, yes, but wasn’t the biggest fan. its like diabetes on a string. oh man, does anybody remember those ads they used to do? where some guy was on the couch and the string of candy was attached to some weird ass creature? damn, that was in like 2010/2011 lmfao. idek if they still do those. anyways.
why is this weirdly pleasing
aw it ended on a happy note, johns favourite things. ghostbusters and harry anderson. or maybe its referring to the magic book which would probably make more sense. but after reading that story from the introduction of wise guy, im all in it for harry anderson now. call me a stan.
[S] John: Wake up.
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