#pg790

[macklives]

see what i meant by how contradicting it is

she likes GUNS and shes a SKILLED MARKSWOMAN

but shes the cutest thing that like plushies

[macklives]

that is indeed a title

and i bet you he doesn’t want to be referred to anything but as such

[macklives]

i feel like all her interests just contradict one another

[macklives]

ugh get you a woman who can DO SCIENCE

you all will never know how much marie curry fucking inspired me as a kid, but maybe bc i didnt know i was more prone to women than anything

[macklives]

yes but lectures for WHAT

thats what i wanna know

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

Jade: Explore tha other half of yo' room!

Over here there be yet mo' articlez of yo' aforementioned interests, n' then some.

Additionizzle telltale signz of yo' enthusiazzle fo' nostalgic televizzle mingle wit yo' assortment of game hustlin firearms. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. Yo ass be a skilled markswoman, though yo' cross-hairs would never settle on a innocent creature, anthropomorphically persuaded or otherwise.

Yo crazy-ass worktable is littered wit shiznit ta facilitate yo' tinkering. For you, experimentation aint a particularly exact science, n' you lean heavily on sharp intuizzle fo' consistently n' eerily optimal thangs up in dis biatch. Nevertheless, you have still not been able ta git dat broad, flat gizmo there ta work, which be a thugged-out design you have borrowed from one of yo' Grandpaz mo' mysterious inventions.

Yo ass be a pimped out admirer of his, n' yo ass aint ridin' solo. Yo crazy-ass grandfather be a ghetto renowned explorer-naturalist-treasure hunter-archaeologist-scientist-adventurer-bangin' game hunter-billionaire extraordinaire yo. Dude has taught you every last muthafuckin thang you know.

But up in spite of all his fuckin lessons, it is still hard as fuck ta escape his stern lectures when yo ass is on tha way outta tha doggy den ta run yo' errandz yo. Dude spendz most of his cold-ass time up in tha grand foyer , stewin up in his own intensitizzle n' charisma.

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