#ph: marcusb

[cecehathaway]

Drunk Text || "Miles"

Dorothy: Belo

Dorothy: Belloooo

Dorothy: Beeello

Dorothy: Balloo

Dorothy: Fuck it. Milessi 'm druunk. And there's hot boobs and butts hanging out. And sexy abs and arms everywhere.

Dorothy: Artehes are thesis things suposed to make you horny? Because I tfell like that's the oppostie of what's supposed to go donw here.

[masonbellamy]

Text | M&M

Mason: Earth to Best Mate. Come in Brosef. I haven't heard from my Brotato chip in a long time and I'm a tad concerned. The NYFD didn't give my brother from another mother insane hours and leave me hanging in the lurch did they? You're going to make me serenade you with all the lonely sad emo songs about missing you aren't you?

Mason: Hi.

[masonbellamy]

Text | M&M

Mason: What are you doing this weeekend?

Mason: More importantly, can I whisk you away for some fun in LA this weekend?

[masonbellamy]

Text | M&M

Mason: Hey you.

Mason: Think you can ditch the apron and cookie-baking for a hangout with me and Charlie?

[masonbellamy]

Text | M&M

Mason: Hey man. Think you can take a break from playing weatherman for a day or 2 this weekend?

[masonbellamy]

Text | M&M

Mason: Even though your bachelor party is tomorrow, I'm kidnapping you the day after, as in, after it's over, sleepover at my place. I'm inviting Charlie too, and Kiara's inviting a few of her friends

Mason: She said you're not allowed to crash in our bed but I've already accepted that it's gonna happen anyway lmao

[10 mins later]

Mason: She also told me she loves me.

Mason: And that's my weekly update for you.

[masonbellamy]

Text | M&M

Mason: I see SONIC is rightfully judging you and your everything for that photo