Apollo: Uh, Klavier? Aren't you supposed to be babysitting Mr Gavin?
Klavier: Oh, mein bruder doesn't need my help. He's over there dazzling some psychologists
Apollo: Oh god
*Meanwhile*
Kristoph: All men are at least 30% attracted to me
Kristoph: My Mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me
Kristoph: At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing. Phoenix Wright hunkered over eating dog food
Kristoph: I feel like I'm the Paris of people
Athena: Complete overlap of ego and id. It's been theorized, but I never thought I'd see it
Kristoph: I'm exquisite
















