hi i'm drae. i had a thought a couple weeks ago about how dan and phil have ruined my standards for love and that the only way i could find someone who gets it™️ is if there was some sort of phandom matchmaker. i dismissed it, thinking no one would do that, and yet here this blog is, thank you!! now i think it's destiny so i'm putting myself out there since i kind of wanted to before i knew that i could. open to friends, foes, lovers, whatever...
-SEXUALITY: i like strange women and flamboyant nonbinary people (its a big grey area but i like androgynous, unique self expression, and scary vibes). might be non-monogamous, but i don't even have one partner so idk how i'm supposed to figure that out. probably on the ace spectrum. i've never had a positive/healthy/balanced relationship so i'm open to many possibilities if you can be patient and listen/communicate clearly.
-IDENTITY: agender, used to identify as a cis lesbian but i'd rather be identified as a mysterious orb (enjoyer of boobs, but i would like to not have any attached to me)
-How long have you been in the phandom?
since 2014 i believe?? i was there when they started the gaming channel... no biggie or anything. several months before the Hiatus i actually decided i'm ~too cool~ for dan and phil (i was a self-loathing highschooler) so i only got back into them in the beginning of this year after a very dark time in my life. its like when you see an old friend and it feels like no time has passed anyway. so glad to be back :,)
sorry i can't choose one. okay if i had to it would be one of their early vids on the gaming channel when they played minecraft. love their sims 4 series, the undertale lets play is a classic, the chaos of all their baking vids, i love when they play scary games, and when they went ghost hunting! i'm desperate for more of the howlters tho do you think they forgot about the sims? :(
-Dan OR Phil? I'm making you choose. No, you HAVE to choose.
okay for the record i will NOT tolerate phil slander. but i'm defo more of a dan in personality and sense of humour. he inspired me so much when i was an insecure, bullied child. i think he's the reason i type in all lowercase to this day....
-Relevant fandoms/interests:
homestuck. video essays. horror/thriller/slasher as a genre, whether its games, movies, tv shows. i practice witchcraft and i'm pretty good at reading astrology charts. i make music though no songs posted anywhere... yet. oh and i smoke weed (legally).
-DNI: anyone under 21 or over 27, and straight people in general lol. i also have a grudge against christianity due to my family and childhood trauma, not going to attack anyone for their beliefs but leave me alone lol. transphobes & "centrists" must also stay away
-Explain your collaboratively gay, sappy, phannie daydream:
i just want someone who laughs at the things i laugh at (or appreciates them just cuz i laugh at them) instead of being like "what" and immediately moving on. watch the silly gay youtubers with me and listen to me when i say the silly thoughts in my brain. i also really need someone who understands the excitement that horror brings me... i can't be the only one looking at the screen and having a good time lmao
-Include any extra information you'd like!
my bday is the same as phil's and that's how i discovered d&p... through famous birthdays dot com 😂
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