#phantom shitposts

[phantomwarrior12]

100 away from "Nice".

[ugr8booby]

don’t know what i ever said to induce these auto results but

wanderingchildsolostsohelplessyearningformynuggets

[phantomwarrior12]

*slaps thigh* This bad boy can fit so much cellulite in it.

[phantomwarrior12]

My sister: Isn't Gatsby the one with the whale?

Me: No, that's Moby Dick

[phantomwarrior12]

Monch-fucking-cronch, bitches. - @epsiloneridani07

[phantomwarrior12]

When one half of your otp dies:

Gif credit to @billie-lourd

[phantomwarrior12]

When you come back to a game you've abandoned for months

(Gif credit to @queenofhelldarlin)

[phantomwarrior12]

Face it, you can’t make faces if you don’t have a face to face with!