#phasesixeroverlips

[killingyousoftlywithhissong]

I see Megatron has continued keeping you around for some reason. And you still wear that dreadful mask... That's quite unnecessary, you know-- a thorough make-over would conceal your many flaws just as effectively~

::The universe can only wish you would wear a mask,:: he snarled into his comm link. Primus fraggit! After vorns of hunting Overlord, how did the traitorous slagger get ahold of his frequency? He immediately connected it to the Peaceful Tyranny, attempting to locate the source, and his prey's location. ::Pitiful insults, really, Overlord. One can't help but notice your continued infatuation with Lord Megatron. Certainly desperate for him to notice you, aren't you?" 

[badspeeder]

((Injury starter meme)) "Relax."

What an obnoxious day.

He had dug himself out, though his injuries remained just as horrid as they were beneath the rubble. His systems begged for shut down and, as he slowly sank to the ground, he mumbled something. He was trying to comm Optimus, though he knew it wouldn’t connect.

He had apparently been out long enough to last nearly the entire day. His claws twitched as his optic slowly illuminated. He tensed up, denta gritting as he shifted. He heard a voice, saying one word: “Relax.”

He assumed that it was Ratchet. But then, Ratchet’s hazy outline wasn’t always that big. He wore a scowl as he tried to move. His whole frame hurt, however. "Nnh… what do you want…?"

[rurounidrift]

"You should stop denying your feelings for me."

«All right then. I confess: every single time you cross my mind, I feel complete, utter, pure revulsion.»

[badspeeder]

6. To chill 9. A good laugh

Kyeheheheheheh. Well aren’t you polite. So long as you’re not laughing at my misfortune, then I suppose we’re fine.

[anti-the-antibody-blog]

phasesixer-overlips said:

Oh poor thing <3 maybe it's time to make eggs again...8D

[pft, maybe X3]

[badspeeder]

((Muahahahahaha here I come)) <3 Have a type? If so, what is it, mm?

[[ Yo. ]]

x-; Not particularly, since I’m not looking for anyone. I like fast cars, though. Speed is a necessary factor for me. Too slow, can’t keep up. Besides, what’s the fun in murder if there’s no chase? ;-x

[badspeeder]

"You expect me to believe you haven’t done this before?"

Blurr let out a very loud, very exaggerated vent. He turned his helm in Overlord’s direction, optic focused on the towering mech. He pulled away from his current position and waved a claw, gesturing around the room. "First off, you’re not exactly located in the most ideal place for this. It’s going to get messy, you know that."

He turned to his left, gesturing wildly. "Second, you act as though this is an appealing situation! I would be much more comfortable if I was in an environment that didn’t feel like a dingy in the ocean." He turned towards the taller mech, extending his index digit to point at him.

"And third, I’m not exactly used to letting my mechs off easy," he hissed. He turned away from the larger mech, arms crossed as he gained a disappointed expression.

"Still, it’s a shame that the cake didn’t turn out exactly as planned. Guess we need to bake another one."

[badspeeder]

"Do you have a cuddle buddy yet?" ((for one of the memes :D))

"A cuddle buddy for what exactly? Kyeheheheh." He shrugged, waving his claws in the air as he thought about the question in depth. He found himself snickering between the two voices arguing in his helm.

"I wouldn’t say cuddle buddy exactly, but I know two mechs who can’t leave me alone. Kyeheheheheheh."