#pheeseeks

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me:  /laying upside down on the couch

me:  Donald I can't sing

me:  I'm not in the proper singing position

Donald:  What

Yesterday:

Donald:  /laying on the grass

Donald:  Baolinh I can't sing I'm not in the proper singing position

me:  omfg

and then

Donald:  Baolinh can you please sit up

Donald:  And get into the proper singing position

[hoipoll0i]

my summer has just turned into one giant jam session

[hoipoll0i]

me: DAD WAKE UP

Donald: (y)

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me: HEHEHEH WAKE UP MOM

Jeffrey: I'M AWAKE

Jeffrey: Jeez the time to meet up is 10am

Jeffrey: ur too needy

Jeffrey: I relinquish my role as mother

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can jeffrey and donald and andre and jan just sit and sing to me for forever kthx

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me: that was a long time ago

me: after WeinerPocalypse

Jeffrey: that was so

Jeffrey: 3 days ago

Olivia: im sorry?!?

Olivia: jeffrey emerges from the abyss at the sound of "weinerpocalypse"

Jeffrey: Yes I have weiners

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Danny: How much does a polar bear weigh

me: ENOUGH

TO

BREAK

THE ICE

HELLO MY NAME IS BAOLINH

Olivia: 700 kg

Danny: Geezus Christ

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Jan: Austin make like a tree

and get out

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Donald: since you guys ask me to serenade you so much

if Jeffrey were to do it

it would be

a secondhand serenade

Jeffrey: FUCK

THIS

SHIT

I'M

OUT

Donald: oh crap

I wet myself

from this beast of a pun