#phil c.

[fakedsciences-a]

@wristful // phil

"I was, ah. An army man."

He has learned enough about branches of service, and wars that happened while he was still learning to shoot straight, and PTSD, and benefits for veterans and, and, and, that he can uphold this fuckaround farce with a piece of shit at the Olive Garden for hours.

"I'm not really interested in anything like it. The whole — if I can be honest, man, it bores me."

[bonherphil]

@atrapadosstarters

“no es que no quiera sacarte a bailar... es que temo romperte una pierna, soy el rey de los torpes”

[bonherphil]

“¡por eso yo no quería ser carabina de nadie!” mostró molestia el moreno porque la parejita estaba discutiendo sin final “¿quién me manda a mí a venir al baile de los hue...?”