San Sequoia Church
Mr Goatherd: - Marriage is a sacred covenant in which the Watcher joins a man and a woman to be one flesh so that they are able to raise up Watcherly generations to continue His mission. “What therefore the Watcher hath joined together, let not sim put asunder.” The bride and groom will now say their vows to the Watcher and to each other. Jeb, please begin.
Jeb: Stella Grace, today I take you to be my wife, my faithful helpmeet, and my Watcherly-ordained life partner, loving you now and as you grow and develop into all that the Watcher intends. I will be a lifelong provider and protector for you and however many children the Watcher blesses us with. I give you this ring as a symbol of my unending love for you.
SG: OOH! I do like this ring, the bigger size was definitely the right choice. You know, I’m still not so sure about the gold setting though--
Jeb: Ahem...
SG: Oh, right. I do! Yep, same here! I’ll obey you and raise Watcherly children with you and all that stuff. Here’s your ring.Â
Mr G: Ah, women. So silly and unreliable! And that’s why the Watcher designated men to be the headship of the family! Alright young man, you may now kiss your bride!Â