Nov 2, 2013
Text to Phillip:
Grace: Hey, so I'm assuming you're finally recovered from your first Grace Hart-style Halloween experience, but I wanted to check in on you to see how you're doing. You feeling okay?
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Text to Phillip:
Grace: Hey, so I'm assuming you're finally recovered from your first Grace Hart-style Halloween experience, but I wanted to check in on you to see how you're doing. You feeling okay?
Hi, Grace! I was wondering if you're free today? I made a list of some things that confuse me and I was hoping you were still open to be my Americanism's teacher?
Of course I'm free, I'd always make time for you. What do you want to do? We could go out and talk about it, if you'd like?
u know why everybody loves australian's kisses? because they're just like french kisses but down under
Phillip Fitzpatrick
Aubrey said I should invite you to my sausage fest. Would you like to come? I really want to make sure as many people come as possible because the more that come, the better the sausage fest. So, how bout it?
...If Aubrey suggested it, then why not? Sure. I'll go.
OH MY GOD WE ARE FRIENDS! YOU KEPT SHOUTING. YOU'RE MY FIRST OFFICIAL GUY FRIEND HERE, ADAM! WE MUST CELEBRATE WITH...YOU GUESSED IT! SAUSAGE FEST PARTY TIME! I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE HATS, BUT I THINK WE NEED THEM BECAUSE AUBREY SAID PEARL NECKLACES CAN GET MESSY AND IT PREVENTS ANYTHING GETTING IN OUR HAIR. I DON'T KNOW HOW A PEARL NECKLACE CAN GET MESSY OR WHY WE NEED IT FOR A SAUSAGE FEST, BUT DAMN IT, I WANT TO BE PREPARED. "NEVER GO TO A SAUSAGE FEST WITHOUT PROTECTION," RIGHT?
Hold on, hold on. Aubrey said what, now?
Why are you shouting? Is that what friends do? ARE WE FRIENDS? IS THAT WHAT THIS MEANS? IF WE'RE FRIENDS, WHY WON'T YOU COME TO A SAUSAGE FEST WITH ME, ADAM?
I GUESS I BETTER IF YOU'RE TAKING GRACE? CHRIST
I'm not silly, Adam. I know exactly what I'm saying. If you don't want to have a sausage fest with me, you can just say no. Grace already agreed to come with me so it's okay.
WHAT
I mean, we could use hats from another culture but I'm pretty sure the German's would find that offensive...
What are you on about? I'm not following. Do you even know what you're saying?