{ EDWARD } Meme continuation
❝ Are we doing war movie voices again? ❞
He clears his throat and affects a dodgy, gruff southern accent.
❝ ..you too pal, we’ve been through hell ‘n’ high water t'gether and i still know if the goin’ gets tough I got you. So don’t you dare go dyin’ on me or I’ll bring ya’ back jus’ t’ kill ya’ again for it. ❞
“ ‘figured it was worth lightnin’ the mood, Eddie. ”
He replied, following him with what was possibly an even worse Southern accent. To say it was dodgy would be a kindness. He shook his head dramatically and looked down before looking back up at the rising protection spell forming a barrier over the castle the two best friends had spent so many years together at.
“ 'Can’t make no promises, Eds, y’know that, but I ain’t plannin’ on dyin’ t'day, I ain’t plannin’ on you dyin’ t’day ‘neither. we’ll give’em hell. An’ we’ll make it, son, we’ll make it if we have t’ unleash hell on five hundred of the bastards. ”
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