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❛ Leave it to me, by the time I’m done they’ll swear that the sky is green. ❜ (Fred to Harry)

SENTENCE MEME: 99 HUMOROUS HAWKE QUOTES

“ Well, if anyone could do it Fred, it’d be you, wouldn’t it? ”

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{ LASSE }

           ❝ —— You’d be PROUD to know I did well? ❞

                  [ He repeats back to her,  the concept BIZARRE                   to him.  No one  would be  surprised  to hear that                   Kalle had not been the kind of father to enthuse                   over Lasse's G.E.T.s (the Durmstrang equivalent                   of  O.W.L.s),  or in  fact enthuse  about  anything                   he'd  done  at  all.   The  idea  that  Mrs  Weasley,                   someone who owed him nothing, whom he owed                   so  much,  doing  this  instead  made  Lasse  feel                   mixed emotions. ]

                  [ He obviously knew that parents  WERE supposed                   to react  with pride  at their  children’s success, that                   wasn’t a  bizarre  thought to him at all, but he never                   imagined that someone  would ever  react that  way                   for him. He remained silent for a good few seconds                   before he spoke again. ]

           ❝ The grade is O for  Otrolig,  which is the  best  one            it means sort of.. hard to believe? B is for Bra, which            is.. great,  that's  second best.  Then G and that’s for            Godtagbar, the lowest pass. The other three all just            mean you failed and I only got one of them, an F,  which            is  Fasaväckande,  and that's  sort of..  appauling?  It            was in Dark Arts, though, and.. I kind of REFUSED            to do the exam. ❞

                  [ Lasse  stopped speaking  for a  moment  before                   reading his RESULT out, to make sure that Molly                   was following.  Looking a bit  apologetic  to admit                   that he,  too,  had intentionally not completed one                   of his qualifications, too. ]

“ Of course I’d be proud dear, why ever wouldn’t I be? ”

She enthused but she figured why he was asking. No one in his life had ever shown pride in his achievements had they? She tried to hide that realisation, however, as Lasse seemed distressed by it. Instead she made it clear to him that showing pride in someone she cared about’s achievements was nothing to her. 

She read through the results seeing a smattering of high grades and a majority of good ones, and as promised, only one fail for Dark Arts. She could hardly blame him for not wanting to apply himself in that, could she?

“ These are amazing, dear, well done. You’ve done fantastically considering everything. I imagine you could get a really good job at the ministry here with these if you wanted, I could talk to Arthur about it. See if they accept results form Durmstrang. ”

She offered excitedly, her natural assumption being that any young boy would want to be in the ministry.

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{ AMELIA }

                           “You shouldn’t let those idiots get to you. I’m                            telling you, Tweedledee and Tweedledum might                            be all talk but you’re worth ten of them.”

“ I’d hope I’m more than ten of them, I’ve met trolls smarter than them, like you said they’re bloody idiots. Unless we’re talking about size because in that case, wow Amelia, what did I say to you? ”

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{ AMARA }

“You are very welcome. But I wasn’t going to include my father or Professor Snape to the list. I am surprised that you didn’t add my brother to the list.” 

“ Why wouldn’t I include your dad or Snape on a list of white men in capes? Yeah to do that I’d have to consider Draco a man. ”

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he’s so handsome

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{ NIM }

          ❝ —— You.. actually have a  POINT  there. I           suppose  we have more experience with           magical plants than m o s t just from having           grown up here, huh? I hope so, cause I was           considering going into that but.. ❞

“ Of course I have a point, Nim, I’m actually an incredibly smart man and you should absolutely give me more credit. But the point is. If you want to go into plants you probably have the best natural work experience ever; so just open up the envelope. Whatever happens, you’re going places. ”

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Sentence Meme: 170 Buffy Summers Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others. SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (violence/blood mentions/supernatural references)!! Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

❛ Darn your sinister attraction. ❜

❛ You stabbed [name] to death. What were you trying to do, scratch his back from the front? ❜

❛ Judgemental? If I was any more open-minded about the choices you two make, my whole brain would fall out. ❜

❛ TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music. Tiny little people. ❜

❛ They never just leave. Always gotta say something. ❜

❛ Oh come on! Stake through the heart, a little sunlight, it’s like falling off a log. ❜

❛ I have no time for orders. ❜

❛ [name], when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the Homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad … you suck. ❜

❛ You said it was big. You told me, but you never said it was huge! ❜

❛ He’s 243 years old. He doesn’t exactly get the prom. ❜

❛ So I’m treated like the baddie, just because he has a sprained wrist and a bloody nose…and I don’t have a scratch on me. Which, granted, hurts my case a little, on the surface. ❜

❛ I don’t have time for vendettas. The mission is what matters. ❜

❛ What I want is the [name] that’s dangerous. The [name] that tried to kill me when we met. ❜

❛ Sex and death and love and pain – it’s all the same damn thing to you. ❜

❛ Have you completely lost your mind? ❜

❛ I’m not just some crazy person. I’m the Slayer! ❜

❛ You named your stake? Remind me to get you a stuffed animal. ❜

❛ I’m sixteen years old. I don’t wanna die. ❜

❛ It’s all [name]’s fault. She’s like poison. No, worse, she’s like acid that eats through everything. Maybe she’s a bomb. ❜

❛ You know, you really should watch your language. Someone didn’t know you, they might think you were a woman-hating jerk. ❜

❛ The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest; you can go hmm. ❜

❛ You sounded like Mr. Initiative. Demons bad. People good. ❜

❛ See, I didn’t think this was a popularity contest. I should have equal time to bake them cookies, braid their hair.. ❜

❛ There is something bad down here. Possibly everything bad. ❜

❛ [name] is not dangerous. Something happened to him that wasn’t his fault. God, I never knew you were such a bigot. ❜

❛ My diary? You read my diary? That is not okay! A diary is like a person’s most private place! ❜

❛ A bad omen and we just ignore it? There’s going to be a lot of red faces when the world comes to an end. ❜

❛ Good.‘Cause I’ve had it. [name] is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that’s fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend! ❜

❛ This is [name]. He’s um.. It’s a really long story b-but he’s not bad anymore. ❜

❛ I don’t want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don’t even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. ❜

❛ Say it’s true. Say I do want to… it wouldn’t be you, [name]. It would never be you. You’re beneath me. ❜

❛ I don’t know what’s coming next. But I do know it’s gonna be just like this – hard, painful. But in the end, it’s gonna be us. If we all do our parts, believe it, we’ll be the ones left standing. ❜

❛ Best of all… I’m not stupid. ❜

❛ Anyone else who wants to run… do it now. Because we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on we won’t just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. ❜

❛ Look, I broke a nail, ok? I’m wearing a press-on. ❜

❛ So, what I’m wondering is, does this always happen? Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil? ❜

❛ I’m going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening, if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it. ❜

❛ It was exactly you, [name], every detail. Except for your not being a dominatrix. As far as we know. ❜

❛ I see one more display of testosterone-poisoning, and I will personally put you both in the hospital. ❜

❛ I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared. I’m standing on the mouth of hell, and it’s going to swallow me whole. And it’ll choke on me. ❜

❛ I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out. ❜

❛ Oh! That’s my skirt! You’re never gonna fit in it with those hips. We have to kill them! ❜

❛ I hate it when they drown me. ❜

❛ Okay, I’m cookie dough. I’m not done baking. I’m not finished becoming whatever the hell it is I’m gonna turn out to be. ❜

❛ I’m looking for this guy. Bleach-blond hair, leather jacket, British accent, kind of… sallow? But in a hot way? ❜

❛ Death is what a slayer breathes, what a slayer dreams about when she sleeps. ❜

❛ A flare gun? If I find [name], I’m staking him, not signalling ships at sea. ❜

❛ It’s my first day! I was afraid that I was gonna be behind in all my classes, that I wouldn’t make any friends, that I would have last month’s hair. I didn’t think there’d be vampires on campus! ❜

❛ There’s only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil. And that’s us. ❜

❛ The fast-growing field of personal grooming has come a long way since you became a vampire. ❜

❛ The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend’s a big 'ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care. ❜

❛ You have fruit punch mouth. ❜

❛ You smell this bad when you were alive? ❜

❛ [name]’s a vampire? She must be dying without a reflection. ❜

❛ What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse? And doesn’t even pack a lipstick? ❜

❛ If I need someone to scream like a woman I’ll give you a call. ❜

❛ Well, a man that worships chaos and tries to kill you is a man you can trust. ❜

❛ I accidentally killed [name]! That’s okay, right? ❜

❛ That’ll be then. When I’m done. ❜

❛ Do you have everything? Books? Lunch? Stakes? ❜

❛ I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show 'em why. ❜

❛ I’m the one that dates dead guys. And, no offence, but they were hotties. ❜

❛ I haven’t processed everything yet. My brain isn’t really functioning on the higher levels. It’s pretty much fire bad; tree pretty. ❜

❛ Hey! Remember this? I took it from [name]. Stuck it in her gut. Just slid in her like she was butter. You wanna get it back from me? Dick? ❜

❛ You know. No kick-o, no fight-o. ❜

❛ [name] has minions? ❜

❛ Oh yes! Like how the cow and the chicken come together even though they’ve never met. It’s like Sleepless in Seattle if, if Meg and Tom were, like, minced. ❜

❛ What was the highlight of our relationship – when you broke up with me, or when I killed you? ❜

❛ You’re right. He’s manipulative and shallow… and why doesn’t he want me? Am I so repulsive? If there was something repulsive about me, you’d tell me, right? ❜

❛ We’re not ready? They’re not ready. They think we’re gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I’m done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we’ll give 'em one. ❜

❛ You had sex with [name]? You had sex with [NAME]? ❜

❛ Sorry, [name]. Changed the locks. ❜

❛ Besides, I look cute in a tiara. ❜

❛ Oh, [name]! Of course it’s yes! ❜

❛ I’ll end up an old lady who can only live with cats. ❜

❛ Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical till I was at least forty. ❜

❛ I don’t have time for bondage fun. ❜

❛ She knows about viscera. Makes you proud. ❜

❛ They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train. ❜

❛ It was terrible. I moped over you for months, sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song “I Touch Myself”.. of course, I had no idea what it was about. ❜

❛ I’m working. Go away. ❜

❛ The one who, according to [name], is the, quote: “smartest, funniest, coolest, hottest, and having the thickest boy eyelashes boy in school,” and quote. ❜

❛ I just saw you taste your own nose blood. You know what? I’m too grossed out to hear anything you have to say! ❜

❛ Pop culture reference. Sorry. ❜

❛ How can you tell me you understand what those vampires are feeling? You aren’t a passion to them, you are a snack! A willing, idiotic snack. ❜

❛ You want credit for not feeding on bleeding disaster victims? ❜

❛ Let me answer that question with a head-butt. ❜

❛ Right now you’re asking yourself, “What makes this different? What makes us anything more than a bunch of girls being picked off one by one? ❜

❛ I-I was… just thinking, wouldn’t it be funny some time to see each other when it wasn’t a blood thing.. ❜

❛ Will you just hold me? ❜

❛ If it’s possible, you seem more monosyllabic than usual. ❜

❛ I’m just worried this whole session’s gonna turn into some training montage from an 80’s movie. ❜

❛ How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first? ❜

❛ Not too crazy? Those are your credentials? ❜

❛ I can fool [name], and I can fool my friends, but I can’t fool myself. Or [name], for some reason. What I want from you I can never have. ❜

❛ Nooo… I think you’re up in the clocktower with a high-powered rifle because you wanna blend in. ❜

❛ You’ve awakened the prom-queen within. And that crown is going to be mine. ❜

❛ I’m pretty spry for a corpse. ❜

❛ Oh, look at my poor neck… all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away. ❜

❛ This is a beautiful moment we’re having. Can we please fight? ❜

❛ And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men - evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, 'soon my electro-ray will destroy Metropolis’ bad. ❜

❛ We can’t actually do any of those things. You’d lose your soul, and besides, I don’t even own a kimono. ❜

❛ Doesn’t matter how well prepped you are, or how well armed you are. You’re a little girl. ❜

❛ Repeat until insane. ❜

❛ You’re in love with pain. Admit it. ❜

❛ What are you doing here? Five words or less. ❜

❛ [name] seems so solid. Like.. he wouldn’t cause me heartache. ❜

❛ Okay, a scenario: you back off, I’ll back off, but you promise not to go all wiggy until we can go to my Watcher and figure this out. ❜

❛ [name], your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good. ❜

❛ Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn’t it happen? ❜

❛ I don’t know. I kinda’ see [name] as the loyal type. ❜

❛ No, [name], it’s not you. You’re the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me. ❜

❛ Sarcasm accomplishes nothing, [name]. ❜

❛ You’re disgusting. ❜

❛ Well, we’ll fix it. We’ll hit serious research mode. ❜

❛ Every year, my Dad buys me cotton candy and one of those souvenir programs that has all the pictures. ❜

❛ Now might be a good time for your trademark stoicism. ❜

❛ So I told him that I loved him…and I kissed him.. and I killed him. ❜

❛ I’m getting better, honest. In fact, from here on, you’re going to see a drastic distraction reduction. Drastic distraction reduction… try saying that ten times fast. ❜

❛ [name] and I are getting married! ❜

❛ We’re going to the magic shop. No school supplies there. ❜

❛ [name] tried to kill me! ❜

❛ So you haven’t murdered anybody lately? Let’s be best pals! ❜

❛ I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you. ❜

❛ This is not gonna’ be pretty. We’re talkin’ violence, strong language, adult content. ❜

❛ I have to get away from that 'bad boy’ thing. There’s no good there. ❜

❛ Exactly. I’m sure [name] is flogging and punishing himself.. This is sounding wrong before I even finish.. ❜

❛ I just don’t want you to get your hopes up. ❜

❛ Oh, time has no meaning here. ❜

❛ Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots? ❜

❛ Right. I’m the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping. ❜

❛ Just look at you, [name]. Less than 24 hours ago you killed a man. And now it’s all zip-a-dee-doo-dah? ❜

❛ You had to tie me up to beat me. There’s a word for people like you, [name]: loser. ❜

❛ Hey! I was intimidating here. ❜

❛ I know you guys think it’s just a big, dumb, girlie thing, but it’s not. I mean, a lot of those skaters are Olympic medal winners. ❜

❛ Yeah, just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey. You’re in grave danger. I’ll see you next month! ❜

❛ We’re not friends. We never were. ❜

❛ Sure. We saved the world, I say we party. ❜

❛ Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That’s just terrific. Thanks for telling me. ❜

❛ You have a lot to learn about women.. ❜

❛ Aren’t you going to introduce me to your… Holy God, you’re [name]! ❜

❛ I got older. ❜

❛ Yeah, I’m also a person. You can’t just define me by my Slayerness. That’s… something-ism. ❜

❛ My boyfriend had a bicentennial. ❜

❛ Boy, you’ve really thought this through. How bored were you last year? ❜

❛ This.. is not your business. It’s mine. ❜

❛ Hey, the way things were going, be glad that’s the worst that happened. At least I got to the two of you before you actually did something. ❜

❛ Come on, you’ve been dating for what, like 200 years? You don’t know what a girl means when she says maybe she’ll show. ❜

❛ Well, when you’ve been around since Columbus, you’re bound to pile up a few exes. ❜

❛ D'you have any gum? ❜

❛ You know, I know what that looks like, but I-I swear it’s not what it looks like. It’s magic weed. It’s not mine. ❜

❛ I didn’t even break a nail. ❜

❛ God, [name], is that all you think about? ❜

❛ [name] didn’t set this up. [name] did. This is the wrapping for the gift. ❜

❛ You’re older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes. ❜

❛ Mom, I’m a Vampire Slayer. ❜

❛ You know, nothing’s really going to change. The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror. ❜

❛ I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?’. ❜

❛ Guys. The environment. I’m telling you, it’s totally key. The earth is in terrible shape, we could all die. ❜

❛ Unfortunately, that’s all I could get out of my informant before his aggressive tendencies forced me to introduce him to Mr. Pointy. ❜

❛ You know what? I like the look. It’s um, it’s extreme, but it looks good, you know, it’s a leather thing. And, uh, I said extreme already, didn’t I? ❜

❛ What about me? I love you so much. And I tried to make you go away. I killed you and it didn’t help. And I hate it! ❜

❛ It’s a stupid dance with stupid people I see every stupid day! ❜

❛ My Dorothy Hamill phase. My room in LA was pretty much a shrine. Dorothy dolls, Dorothy posters. I even got the Dorothy haircut, thereby securing a place for myself in the Geek Hall of Fame. ❜

❛ Guys, I think reality stepped out of here about five minutes ago. ❜

❛ There are two things that I don’t believe in: coincidence and leprechauns. ❜

❛ I thought a professional demon chaser like yourself would’ve figured it out by now. ❜

❛ You know, if you’re not too busy having sex with my MOTHER! ❜

❛ Don’t worry. They can’t come in unless they’re invited. ❜

❛ They were powerful men. This woman is more powerful than all of them combined. ❜

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Sentence Meme: 68 Garrus Vakarian Quotes

“Some will be more easily applicable than others. SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (violence/gun/war references)!! Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

❛ Figuring out which side took the hit! ❜

❛ At least we killed Lieutenant-Bastard [name], I just hope we get to do the same for his general. ❜

❛ Big mistake! ❜

❛ Figured you’d gone soft sitting on your throne. Forgot how to hold a gun. ❜

❛ Oh? We should play poker sometime. ❜

❛ [name] is on a roll. I figure if we pulled that off, we’ve got a shot ❜

❛ So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills. ❜

❛ Too bad you weren’t here earlier [name]. We could’ve used you. ❜

❛ Forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for you… come back alive. ❜

❛ I hope we aren’t interrupting anything you two might have been… planning. ❜

❛ Long story. Nobody will believe it anyway. ❜

❛ Mmmmaybe we’ll talk later. ❜

❛ I’d wait if you’re OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink. ❜

❛ Well how do you think I feel? I’m supposed to hate you, but instead you warmed my heart with your winning personality. ❜

❛ It’s so easy to see the galaxy in black and white. Gray? I don’t know what to do with gray. ❜

❛ Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations. ❜

❛ Come on. Remember how we’d always ask you about life on [location]? It was an opportunity to share! ❜

❛ Ah, probably for the best. Everyone was always ignoring you and hitting on me. Time for you to get a fair shot at it. ❜

❛ They’re civilians. Civilians never believe the enemy is coming until they’re at the gates. ❜

❛ [name] is either a traitor or a madman. ❜

❛ Of course. I intended no disrespect to the effort you have put into your training. Pardon me. ❜

❛ Wait… that metaphor just went somewhere horrible. ❜

❛ So, [name], you can serve this swill but can you drink it? ❜

❛ So… I guess nobody really ever gets their act together. ❜

❛ We’re in this til the end. ❜

❛ I doubt anyone who saw your skill under fire could remain sceptical. ❜

❛ Loudspeakers? Someone likes the sound of their voice. ❜

❛ That’s pretty extreme, [name]. ❜

❛ And damn, saying it that way doesn’t help. Now I feel dirty and clinical. ❜

❛ You know what else is bad for business? A broken neck! ❜ 

❛ It’s a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning. ❜

❛ Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course. ❜

❛ I’m all for second chances. Not so sure about third ones. ❜

❛ What was was that? What was that!? ❜

❛ Could’ve sworn he was muttering “[name]” the whole time. ❜

❛ Some women find facial scars attractive.. ❜

❛ It doesn’t work but that doesn’t stop them from buying.. ❜

❛ And here I thought I had had my one betrayal and attempted murder for this year. ❜

❛ If this ends with the both of us dying in a giant explosion killing [something], just remember. I took the kill shot. ❜

❛ Well, the third one died from a heart attack, so it’s not fair to count him. ❜

❛ Adolescence? Can’t we just take him to [location] and buy him a few dances? ❜

❛ And you’ve gotta be kidding me. ❜

❛ At least my government listened to me. Or pretended to. They finally gave me a task force as a token to shut me up. ❜

❛ Remind me never to get on your bad side, [name]. I almost feel sorry for [name]. ❜

❛ I don’t even know what that is – though I’ve heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it. ❜

❛ Spared no expense. ❜

❛ What is that? Some kind of VI interface? ❜

❛ Somebody’s making a killing out there. ❜

❛ Impressive. You certainly know how to make an entrance. ❜

❛ Actually, she and I were the two best hand to hand combatants on the ship. I had reach, she had flexibility. It was brutal. After 9 rounds, the judges declared it a draw. A lot of unhappy bettors in the other room. ❜ 

❛ We, uh, ended up having a tiebreaker in her quarters. I had reach, she had flexibility. More than one way to work off stress, I guess… ❜

❛ She said she saw it and thought of me. Why? ❜

❛ Just keeping my skills sharp. A little target practice. ❜

❛ Just followed your example, [name]. Yell loud enough, and someone will eventually come over to see what all the fuss is about. ❜

❛ Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it? ❜

❛ [name], I was just as much in the dark as you. Honest. ❜

❛ We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn’t I told? ❜

❛ Definitely like old times. ❜

❛ As charming as ever. ❜

❛ Makes sense to me. It ensures you never run out of cannon fodder. ❜

❛ They’ve adapted perfectly to their situation. ❜

❛ You sure you want to play this game? ❜

❛ Honestly? [group or name] have killed you once, and all it seems to have done is piss you off so.. ❜

❛ It’s a brilliant tactic when you think about it. ❜

❛ Ha-ah! Don’t make me laugh, damn it. My face is barely holding together as it is. ❜

❛ You realise this plan has me walking into hell too.. ha just like old times. ❜

❛ Why don’t we ever go anywhere nice? ❜

❛ Forgive the insubordination, but this old friend has an order for you. Go out there and give them hell. You were born to do this. ❜

[consultthemuses]

Sentence Meme: 46 Mixed Hocus Pocus (1993) Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others. SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (supernatural references)!! Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

❛ Go to hell! ❜

❛ I like your costume, [name]. ❜

❛ Wait ‘til you see what I’m gonna call you. ❜

❛ Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick! ❜

❛ Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok! ❜

❛ Damn that boy, he’s tricked us again. ❜

❛ I will ask thee one final time. ❜

❛ Oh, my goodness. Who must this charming young blood donor be? ❜

❛ Look, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay? ❜

❛ Wench! Trollop! You buck toothed, mop riding firefly from hell! ❜

❛ It is a prison for children. ❜

❛ Well, I don’t know. Cat’s got my tongue. ❜

❛ I had to. I’m your big brother. ❜

❛ Look, he makes fire in his hand. ❜

❛ You want to smash some pumpkins? ❜

❛ I can’t believe you made me move here! ❜

❛ Well then, you think of something! ❜

❛ Pull over! Let me see your driver’s permit! ❜

❛ My ungodly book speaks to you. ❜

❛ You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it! ❜

❛ I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasence! ❜

❛ Farewell, mortal bus boy! ❜

❛ I’ll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever. ❜

❛ How much candy have you had, honey? ❜

❛ Ah, just a bunch of kids pulling my chain. They thought I was a real cop. ❜

❛ You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one on toast! ❜

❛ Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head! Damn that [name]! ❜

❛ What is this place? ❜

❛ It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! ❜

❛ You’ve messed with the great and powerful [name]! Now you must suffer the consequences! I’m going to summon the burning rain of death! ❜

❛ And I thought L.A. was a party town. ❜

❛ Well, um well, you see I just moved here. ❜

❛ I hate Halloween! ❜

❛ Hang on to your heads! ❜

❛ My friends at school told me all about that place. It’s weird! ❜

❛ Next year, we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan… ❜

❛ You explained it beautifully, [name]. ❜

❛ I hate it when that happens. ❜

❛ Well, it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends. ❜

❛ Well, tell me friend, what is this contraption? ❜

❛ I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever! ❜

❛ Okay that’s it, party’s over! Get out of my house! ❜

❛ I’m sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle. ❜

❛ Twist the bones and bend the back. ❜

❛ Come little children, I’ll take thee away into a land of enchantment. ❜

❛ Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely. ❜

[consultthemuses]

Sentence Meme: 99 Humorous Hawke Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others. SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (supernatural/magic/violence references)!! Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.

❛ How did you escape your dastardly kidnapper? ❜

❛ Just point me in the right direction, and I’ll get you some peace and quiet. ❜

❛ When you’re a prince, those same jackals will kneel at your feet and pay you taxes. ❜

❛ There’s a fire on the other side of this row! get help before it spreads! ❜

❛ You think he put the cobwebs up to discourage tax collectors? ❜

❛ Kick to the groin? Sand in the eyes? Knock to the head? ❜

❛ This person is like an underpaid brothel wench, he enjoys leading us on. ❜

❛ Wash behind the ears. Evil usually gets stuck there. ❜

❛ Oh! Cloak and dagger phrases! How about ‘the queasy crow flies at midnight’? ❜

❛ That’s why I remain unimportant. Less pressure. ❜

❛ Acting crazy isn’t a compelling argument for keeping that accursed thing! ❜

❛ Your boys don’t seem bright enough to follow a map, I’m sure they didn’t get too far. ❜

❛ She went insane. Looking after ten children will do that to a person. Or it could have been the demon. ❜

❛ [name] does seem to have a serious case of the crazies, yes. ❜

❛ If they’re not dead watch out for a bunch of boneless women flopping through the streets. ❜

❛ Betrayal sounds bad. Next time I’ll go with flowers. ❜

❛ I assume you mean he’s crazy not just ‘very upset’? ❜

❛ I’m tempted to say she isn’t, just to see your reaction. ❜

❛ Don’t you hear the screaming? ❜

❛ Good luck with that. ❜

❛ So the wild-eyed hysteria is just for show then? ❜

❛ No one wanted to buy it, maybe because it had a witch inside. ❜

❛ That’s him, my own living, breathing, slobbering status symbol. ❜

❛ How about we skip this one? Send your man instead? ❜

❛ Carry on, I love to eavesdrop. ❜

❛ So, care to explain your particular brand of crazy? ❜

❛ Funny, in my house we always thought that running away from violent madwomen was a good thing. ❜

❛ So you’re, what? Hoping I can shout really loudly in his ear? Give him a good shake? ❜

❛ You’re really not my type. ❜

❛ Why is it always [name] to the rescue? ❜

❛ I see your eyesight is still working fine. ❜

❛ Whoever’s hiding better come out. Unless you’re a dragon, then feel free to keep hiding. ❜

❛ We’ll bring him back in one piece, or maybe two. Hard to say really. ❜

❛ You miss [name]? Are you feverish? Did you take a blow to the head? ❜

❛ That’s what I’m here for. That and doing all the fighting. ❜

❛ It sounds like you’ve been bad. This will shock Her Grace no doubt. ❜

❛ It cannot be a coincidence? It sounds exactly like a coincidence. ❜

❛ Still trying to ferret out everyone’s business I see. ❜

❛ Usually people don’t say things like that unless they’re about to stab someone in the back. ❜

❛ We could bring him back as the undead and then kill him again? ❜

❛ I’m sure something is wrong somewhere in [location]. ❜

❛ Abominations are always so awkward at family reunions. ❜

❛ Have you ever seen an abomination? They’re ugg-ly. ❜

❛ If she’s temperamental maybe I should join you. ❜

❛ This is a case of the right hand not knowing what the left is doing. ❜

❛ If they hadn’t seen the place, I would have expected the first complaint to be about the corpses in the hall. ❜

❛ Don’t worry, he probably means to carry you off into the moonlight on a horse. ❜

❛ He isn’t very trustworthy, and he smells. ❜

❛ She does like to add one and one and get eleven, doesn’t she? ❜

❛ You’ll have to be more specific, a lot of things are my fault. ❜

❛ From what I’ve heard he’s just as nasty as the [bad group]. Maybe they’ll crown him their new king. ❜

❛ Oh just go.. do.. whatever. ❜

❛ She looks nothing like you. Thank the maker for small miracles, hmm? ❜

❛ I’ll check it out, you keep interrogating that horse. ❜

❛ At least you’re past the ‘it’s all your fault’ thing. ❜

❛ I’ve been wondering when you’d come back to bite me in the ass. ❜

❛ I’m sure the furniture’s really sorry for whatever it did. ❜

❛ I’ll have to remember to use that: ‘a demon made me do it’. ❜

❛ You think he’ll badmouth us to the maker? Haunt our houses? ❜

❛ That does ring a bell, it’s hard to remember, I’ve killed so many things. ❜

❛ Leave it to me, by the time I’m done they’ll swear that the sky is green. ❜

❛ So your good friend’s a kidnapper? Can’t say I’m surprised. ❜

❛ Why don’t you start small, and leave the chains for when you’re more experienced? ❜

❛ In a moment I’ll look down and see I have no pants on. ❜

❛ Oh yes, he was carrying on about how he wanted to do.. demony things. ❜

❛ No, I just came here because I had nothing better to do. ❜

❛ I have successfully wasted my time. ❜

❛ Are you about to die? Am I? Why so serious all of a sudden? ❜

❛ Someday I’d like to go one week without meeting an insane mage. Just one week. ❜

❛ You were going to kill people anyway? That’s.. not funny at all really. ❜

❛ At least it can’t get worse. Today anyway, it’s pretty late. ❜

❛ No need to go overboard with the thanks or anything. ❜

❛ Then I’ll only ask very smart questions. ❜

❛ May as well end as tense as it started. ❜

❛ You can start making sense any time now. ❜

❛ I doubt you let the ashes get cold. ❜

❛ Anyone who runs into a monster to escape you has their priorities wrong. ❜

❛ I thought the point of hiding was not to be found. ❜

❛ [name] can’t say ‘good morning’ without lying twice. ❜

❛ Don’t worry. Helping people and killing people are what I’m best at. ❜

❛ This gem sounds pretty impressive, it has a name and everything. ❜

❛ You should pay someone else. Like me. I like being paid. ❜

❛ Let me tell you, it’s a burden I bear on a daily basis. ❜

❛ Are you searching for buried treasure, or just trying to tunnel out of this hovel? ❜

❛ We’re not looking for virgins’ blood or the tongue of a hanged man or anything are we? ❜

❛ You could send him gold and he’d complain it was heavy. ❜

❛ Please keep turning skeletons to toads for us. ❜

❛ So, the best way to make daddy love you was to steal his money? ❜

❛ Look at these guys, I doubt either of them has to worry about having pretty children. ❜

❛ I don’t think ‘sense’ is really my strong suit. ❜

❛ If this is about a rescue, that woman didn’t seem like the type. ❜

❛ I can only imagine there’s a huge market for the homes of deranged killers. ❜

❛ Stupidity can be dangerous, and he has that in spades. ❜

❛ If I held a grudge against everyone who attacked me in a dream, I’d have no friends. ❜

❛ I have a smile on my face, that should be enough for most people. ❜

❛ What does this have to do with your eyes glowing? ❜

❛ Maybe it’s just me, but I’d swear you’re upset. ❜

❛ So, you mean this is real? No wonder I can’t wake up. ❜

❛ With what I’ve bumped into in [location] nothing surprises me any more. ❜

[gxbletofmuses]

{ NIM }

           ❝ —— This isn't  F U N N Y  Arl, what if I failed            everything?  What will I do then.  I  know  I got            one of the herbology  questions wrong as well.            What if I actually got them all wrong? ❞

“ You won’t have failed, Nim, trust me, not in herbology anyway. Our entire home life is essentially immersive herbology revision. Deep breaths, Nim. ”

[cherylblossomcentral]

Cheryl’s looks in Chapter 22: Silent Night, Deadly Night

[lestrqnge]

the tumblr aesthetic™

using excessive commas,,,,,,

all lowercase bc fcuk grammar

shortening down words bc ur lazy™

using  ™ wayy too much™

ALL CAPS BC GOTTA BE EXTRA

rAndOm miX oF lOweRcaSe and uPpEr cAse sEntEnCes

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tagging ur thoughts about everything in the tags hoping in vain that someone will read them and love u

excessive use of ???? bc why not (via @mikltea)

[gxbletofmuses]

{ LASSE }

            ❝ —— It’s Christmas eve, Kaari and you’re my             BEST FRIEND. I think it's  fair  if I want to give             you a  few  free drinks at my  own pub,  right?             Consider it an early Christmas present. ❞

    [ Lasse smiled,  surreptitiously pouring himself a  V O D K A,     hoping no  one ordered  anything  from him.  While he wasn’t     actually W O R K I N G tonight,  he was still acting like he was.     Force of habit. As if on cue,  a somewhat shabby-looking man     ordered a Findlay’s,  he  quickly  served him  ANYWAY  before     turning back to Kaari. ]

            ❝ ..WHATEVER you like Kaari, what’ll it be? ❞

“ There’s no convincing you is there? ”

She asked, trying to mask the short snort she gave at her friend serving a man on his night off. She felt like it was useless pointing out that he was the wrong side of the bar for that right now, but she trusted he’d eventually find his way over to the main room with their drinks.

“ Well, then I’ll take a Findlay’s too I suppose, something we don’t see at home as well. ”

She reasoned, looking at the vodka Lasse had now poured for himself with slight longing, but new horizons, right?

[gxbletofmuses]

{ FRED }

          ❝ —— Wow, I must be REALLY far gone then:           I don’t even remember drinking anything. ❞

“ You must be if you’ve forgotten everything, Fred. What happened? ”

[gxbletofmuses]

{ EDWARD } Meme continuation

                               ❝ Are we doing war                      movie voices again? ❞

            He clears his throat and affects a                dodgy, gruff southern accent.

             ❝ ..you too pal, we’ve been through hell           ‘n’ high water t'gether and i still know if the              goin’ gets tough I got you. So don’t you          dare go dyin’ on me or I’ll bring ya’ back jus’                           t’ kill ya’ again for it. ❞

“ ‘figured it was worth lightnin’ the mood, Eddie. ”

He replied, following him with what was possibly an even worse Southern accent. To say it was dodgy would be a kindness. He shook his head dramatically and looked down before looking back up at the rising protection spell forming a barrier over the castle the two best friends had spent so many years together at.

“ 'Can’t make no promises, Eds, y’know that, but I ain’t plannin’ on dyin’ t'day, I ain’t plannin’ on you dyin’ t’day  ‘neither. we’ll give’em hell. An’ we’ll make it, son, we’ll make it if we have t’ unleash hell on five hundred of the bastards. ”

@philosophersmuses