Just had a really funny thought about the lifespan difference between Humans and Eridian’s.
Do you think Adrian was a little jealous of Grace when he and Rocky touched down?
Like;
Grace: Yeah, It took us like four years to get here which was… a lot of one on one time to spend with someone.
Adrian absolutely seething with a TV drama’s worthy amount of rage: That must’ve been…Nice. I’m sure that short time was half as wonderful as the 186 years I spent with my mate.
Grace: Yeah, it must’ve been so difficult, Rocky’s been in space longer than I’ve been alive!
Adrien now confused : What?
Grace: I’m pushing into my mid 40s now, so I wouldn’t have even been born yet when the Blip A left erid.
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Imagine being Adrian. You’re 100% ready to tear-apart a wanna be homewrecker only for Grace to be like “I’m 3yo btw :D”
Immediate vibe change.
Now you’ve gotta build a habitat for this —perceived— alien toddler and yell at your mate for acting like such an absolute capital F freak around this child.
Adrian: What do you mean you ATE in front of him?? What is wrong with you?? Stop calling him stupid, you’ll give him self esteem issues!!!
Rocky: Grace already had those issues when I moved in.













