Phobos: So what brings ladies as lovely as yourself to a place like this?
Destiny: Um... who are you?
Phobos: Just a local hero in the making. You can call me Phobos. And you are?
Destiny: Not interested.
Phobos: Wait, hold on.
Deimos: Ouch.
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Phobos: So what brings ladies as lovely as yourself to a place like this?
Destiny: Um... who are you?
Phobos: Just a local hero in the making. You can call me Phobos. And you are?
Destiny: Not interested.
Phobos: Wait, hold on.
Deimos: Ouch.
Phobos: Okay, so you didn’t like any of the other stuff. But what about these? Do these make you feel anything?
Mars: I guess they’re pretty good.
Phobos: Just “pretty good?” These look like photographs!
Mars: Just some random locations around town.
Phobos: So you don’t like these either.
Mars: No, I do.
Phobos: But you think you could do better?
Mars: I guess... I don’t know.
Mars: Not you too.
Phobos: At least I always know where to find you!
Deimos: No kidding.
Mars: What do you want?
Phobos: I think I may have found something that’s just your speed.
Mars: Oh? What’s that?
Phobos: An art festival!
Mars: No thanks.
Phobos: We’re going, and I promise, you’re going to love it.
Deimos: Where’s Poppy?
Phobos: Yeah? Didn’t she want to see you off?
Mars: She said that something came up...
Deimos: Something more important than saying goodbye?
Mars: I don’t know. I didn’t want to push her on it.
Phobos: Well boys, it’s time to say goodbye to Waffle Creek.
Vendor: Whatever you want I can give you a huge discount on.
Mars: Wait, really?
Phobos: Score!
Mars: What’s the catch?
Vendor: Tell me everything you know!
Phobos: How much time do you have?
Vendor: All the time in the universe!
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Mars: Mom!
Mars: Um... what is this place?
Phobos: I don’t know! But look at all of this wacky stuff!
Mars: I don’t even know what half of this is.
Phobos: Well they’ve got posters and books and stuff.
Mars: What kind of books would a place like this sell?
Phobos: Give it a try then!
Mars: I don’t have any paint or anything.
Phobos: There’s some stalls around here, I’m sure they have to have something. I’ll even buy it for you.
Mars: You don’t have to do that.
Phobos: I know, and that’s why I’ll do it.
Mars: Alright, I’ll let you this one time.
Phobos: Oh! I also want to check out this weird shop we passed on the way here.