Sees Erebus eating the same candy that was left the night before in his bunker -along with that shave cream in his pillow case- and loses it. Walks towards the taller, slaps the candy right out of his hands and slaps his face in two connected motions. Through clenched teeth, he whispers to Erebus, "Next time you want to use shave cream, use it on your asshole, you imbecile. You useless waste of space."
Erebus was not prepared for any of these things. Minding his own business as he walked down the hall to where ever it is that he had to be, the slap to the hand that knocked the candy to the ground forced his eyes to widen in horror only to be harshly slapped at the side of the face as if to add insult to injury.
Phobos’ hissed words full of venom that he didn’t understand stung as he stared at the broken pieces of sweets that lay before him and with a slow turn his face continued to contort with confusion and frustration. Using his entire body, he threw his arms out exacerbated, looking between the ground and Phobos.
[WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU- SHAVING CREAM? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLE- LOOK WHAT YOU DID-]
His frustration was growing. Erebus was one to admit when he had done something stupid or wrong, but this was an unwarranted attack on himself that he was not about to stand by and let happen.
