Raywood & Joellis
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collects rocksjoellis: ok that’s literally joel he like collects the most random rocks and leaves them lying all over the place so adam always ends up stepping on them or sitting on them and joel screeches that adam killed the poor rock personraywood: RYAN WHAT A NERD HONESTLY THAT FUCK HE PICKS UP ROCKS AND HES LIKE “RAY RAY RAY LOOK AT THIS ROCK HOLY SHIT ITS SO REFLECTIVE RAY BABE ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS OH MY GOD IT HAS TO GO IN THE COLLECTION”
takes pictures of the other while they’re asleepjoellis: i think they both do this BUT joel does it to make fun of adam for the way he sleeps with his mouth open and adam does it for sentimental reasons and joel always teases him for it but secretly loves itraywood: ray does it bc ryan is so private about his life and wants everything offline but ray is so online that sometimes he takes pictures of ryan sleeping and posts them to twitter just because
gets drunk and breaks shitjoellis: JOEL WHAT A NUT hes the sloppy reckless drunk and adam loves himraywood: both of them are sober but sometimes they drink a whole lot of redbull and things get weird
can’t swimjoellis: BOTH idk why but i feel like they both are collectively like nope nuh uh im not doing this but one day joel learns how and tries to get adam to learn but he makes him wear those arm band things like: “joel this is ridiculous these are for kids.” “YOU WILL NOT BE DROWNING ON MY WATCH SAFETY IS MY NUMBER ONE PRIORITY!” “joel the pool is three fucking feet deep i can’t--” “SAFETY!”raywood: ray ray ray ray ray
remembers to feed the fishjoellis: adam he always rushes to feed the fish in the morning and makes sure to ask them how they slept (”i dont think fish sleep, adam.” “i didn’t fuckin ask, joel.”) and tell them to have a lovely day whereas joel was in charge of them for one week and two of the six died.raywood: ray does because he tells ryan he relates to them emotionally.
puts up Christmas decorations in Novemberjoellis: tbh.....joel acts like hes indifferent about christmas....but in private he goes SO HARD for christmas he starts playing the christmas music the midnight halloween is officially over and puts up the lights and tree and decorations right away.raywood: RYAN what an overgrown BABY
sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meetingjoellis: joel does this to adam all the fucking time ok and adam always ends up red faces and hot and the one time adam tried to do it back to joel joel showed his dick pics to the entire meeting. fuck him.raywood: RAY and it always makes ryan flounder a bit and stutter and turn pink and listen ryan, everyone knows what just happened.
makes Sims just to drown them in the pooljoellis: both that isn’t even a questionraywood: ryan. what a guy.
brings the other coffee at workjoellis: adam does my cute little domestic babyraywood: ryan does on monday’s wednesday’s and friday’s and ray does it tuesday’s and thursday’s
takes gym locker room selfiesjoellis: adam and he always does it shirtless with his head tilted back slightly with a smirk and joel yeeh the pictures he sends back and the following texts arent PGraywood: ray decides he wants to go to the gym and get hashtag FIT AS FUCK but the entire time snapchat’s ryan about how miserable he is
signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making classjoellis: adam and joel is like “adam listen to me the day i go to salsa-making class is the day hell freezers over” but he goes anyway because hes a good boyfriend.raywood: ryan does because he feels like they need to do more things as a couple and ray just shrugs and tells ryan to go nuts
forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee tablejoellis: ADAM AND WHEN JOEL REALIZES AND YELLS ADAM’S NAME HE RUNS AWAY GIGGLING OH YM GOD raywood: ray does and when ryan asks who in the WORLD could’ve POSSIBLE DONE THIS ray just shrugs again and tells him that he doesn’t have a single clue. not one. no idea.
