#phone conversations

[navybluesummer]

"Listen - I'm an adult. I schedule my sex AND my relapses!"

"If you keep talking like this I'm not coming over."

[captainpirateface]

[tootiredforthistish]

I just realized I love when people have phone conversations in public washrooms because when I flush the toilet the person on the other end of the line will hear and know their conversation is now being held in a washroom and likely a public one. Then, I wash my hands and use the air dryer and the other person definitely knows now they were having a conversation while the other person was on the toilet. And likely everyone in the room totally heard at least half the conversation.

Because most times when I overhear public washroom conversations they are relationship advice conversations or the bank. And I think it is funny that people have what are important to them conversations on the toilet, in public.

[dessertbird]

Daily Destiel 💙💚

Caring words to smiling just hearing each other’s voice. Lovely! 😊😍❤️

[thequietonehasspoken]

How did an entire phone conversation with my mom got erased from my memory.

It was only 30 seconds but it was an important phone conversation.....how can I not remember it.....what the absolute crap.

[silmarilsarentnutritious]

Maybe I’m just a depressed butch but

What’s up with all the people who view texting as a full conversation? Like I always saw texting as more of reminders or notifications? About what other people are doing?

But suddenly I’m seeing all these people who feel the need to have full, formal conversations over text. Like , ‘hello’, ‘how’s ur day’, ‘I’m doing great’, ‘blah blah blah blah blah’, ‘fourth moire things b4 I get to the point’, ‘nice talking to you’, ‘bye’

And it’s kinda bothering me?

Am I just a huge bitch? Bcs unless I really really adore you I don’t see any point in anything more than saying what I wanted to tell you and possibly giving you a reply if you respond. But apparently if I see your text then I have to respond and then you respond and so on and so forth and I don’t have the energy for that? Like these are people I barely know and we have to have full formalities over text?

Am I an asshole? Was it always like this? Am i hanging out with the wrong people? Is it my autism?bcs I know I get too short with people sometimes, is that the issue?

[jon0h]

i just wanna be able to call you after a long day, or after I’ve done some dope/extraordinary sht, or maybe just to share a laugh and be as happy as this negus seems

[galaxyqueenlex-blog]

(while on the phone with my mom)

Mom: Did you eat dinner?

Me: Yeah, I did, but I’m about to go find some snacks.

In my head: Don’t lie! Tell her you fell asleep and haven’t eaten since noon.

*Hangs up phone*

Me: *sighs* Guess I have to go downstairs and actually get those snacks now.

*Lays there contemplating whether or not I actually want to get up*