. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL SYDNEY AND I LOVE YOU SO I'm glad to be home and back amongst my tribe. But a few things, my darling... You're cold AF. How about warming up and showing some affection, huh? Next, I go to draw some money from the ATM. It's kaput, kablomp, there's a black screen with a character based message. "This device has an application error. Please unplug, replug and reboot the machine." WTF? I'm very good with tech, but this is an ATM, man. If I mess with it, I go straight to jail! OK, next... I got bumped into by 2 women on their phones, one very old man - also staring at his fucking phone! And 3 homeless guys with large neatly trimmed beards. OK, those might have been hipsters. 😉 Yeah, they were probably hipsters. And, did I tell you it was cold? OK. * * * #cold #coldaf #sydney #australia #atm #hipsters #cantwalk #phoneobsessed #beards #sydneyilovesya #imissedya #butyoureacoldbitch (at Sydney, Australia)
