#phulge

[lewishayley]

Didn’t see anyone talking about this the other day?

[phulge]

TUMBLR USER PHULGE MENTIONED

[gerardwaysbob]

zee i’m so sorry i wasn’t online to know you and i were both at mcr chicago we could have met and fell in love dan and phil style this actually is upsetting to me

WAHHHH this legit being like one of those craigslist missed connections post wtf we literally could have had it all

[energeticwarrior]

i may have girbossed too close to the sun aligning myself with spanish speaking phannies i didn’t realize how shitty my spanish has gotten in recent years but im gonna get better for yall

IT’S OK WELCOME all practice is good practice <3 I don’t practice unless I’m w my parents so this is good for me too

Practice your spanish by translating the entire it takes two video 🤣

[freckliedan]

good morning i’m in your house

good morning you are IN my HOUSE i love you ‼️ stay forever 💛

[energeticwarrior]

you need to forget about your butch ex you can do so much better

but i could go swimming in her eyes <//3 ;_______;

[gerardwaysbob]

forgive me i cannot stand by dans current stupid haircut heshethey need a mullet

i hope to god he hasnt bc his hair doesn’t curl in the back like he’s not gonna have a curly mullet he’s gonna have curly bangs and a tuft of straight hair just hanging in the back which is ugly!!!!! he’s gonna look like a bicurious new york transplant !!!!

like this is what his hair will look like (i hope yall enjoy my drawing)

[energeticwarrior]

please get your md i cannot be the only phannie professional at my hospital

i'm applying to med school next year and fully intend to get my MD don't worry guys ur future is in good hands

no but imagine u go to the doctors office and they have the whiskers mug...