#physicianvibes

[unhinged-daily]

some pig came knocking at my door last night, called himself “Merkimer” and demanded i hand over my hard earned teeth, claiming i “mined” them “illegally” from tooth fairies.

i’d like to clarify for all my loyal customers that i only hand pick and ethically source all my materials.

[unhinged-daily]

one of you snitched!

medical assistant will find out who, and there will be more teeth for sale..

those are two independent sentences, no connections between them.

[unhinged-daily]

Been working real hard these past 6 months, no time for internet updates, who knew this Physician job would be so demanding, even with Medical Assistant!

Anyways, i come to you with an offer you cannot refuse: those mouth bone thingies that so many of you so desperately need. They promise to reshape your ugly faces to true beauty, only the best quality, from the depths of the enchanted forests and bellies of gouty beasts! And they all must go because the Magician apparently has storage space issues (he needs more space to store his vast collection of penile implants for a “collector”).