May 11
Pros of the buzz cut: homies have figured out it’s soft and they like petting
Cons of the buzz cut: homies have figured out it’s soft and they like petting
seen from France
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Pros of the buzz cut: homies have figured out it’s soft and they like petting
Cons of the buzz cut: homies have figured out it’s soft and they like petting
shoutout to the butch lesbians leather jackets that sit in the front of every philosophy class. love y’all ❤️
applying to every internship/job known to man for this summer has turned into Antarctica? I could work in Antarctica. Maybe I should apply for NASA. Do grocery stores care if I’m getting an astrophysics degree? I am technically a professional baker. I’ve gotten my SafeServ like four times but I don’t have access to the documents. Germany? Ok. What do I do with that other philosophy degree? Is the car wash hiring? How about the CIA? They’ve been emailing me. Frequently. Maybe I could serve ice cream or maybe move to Antarctica. How do taxes work? Why don’t I know how taxes work? I’ve been paying my taxes for years. Maybe I’ll find research. Does high resolution galaxy simulation qualify you to work at Walmart? I can also do python. Does Walmart need python? How about Australia.
Jason and Dick doing Thor and Loki’s “Hurt Brother” plan, Dick bodily throwing the fucking fridge of a man that is Jason Todd into people like a frisbee. send post
there's this moment that lives in my head rent-free from s1 of young justice where conner's looking for a name and j'onn is like. "well. several of us are john already. we do, in fact, have several johns. you, too, could be a john. for funsies!" and conner is like "no you all are insane what the fuck why are you all johns." like i really think this is j'onn fucking w him it's so funny
heyo, opening fic requests again!
update on the "coming soon" fics: concussed myself, will be delayed until i can type agiain thumbsup
it’s a serious one too which is kinda odd, all my recent fics have been called like. “shitass goes to fuck town” but this one is absolutely deadass