Oh bother

adult, he

[miiilowo]

[segamascott]

[loveridden1999]

[sandmandaddy69]

[ritual-and-chaos]

I am the only grad student in a class of undergraduates, a contemporary art class.

I made reference to an artwork - “oh, it’s like that piece thats three feet of air above a pedastal that contains a curse or a blessing from a witch.”

I sure baffled a bunch of students, right then.

Tom Friedman, “Untitled (A Curse),” 1992

They are required to pack it for shipping with room for the curse.

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[pickle-001]

Having grown up religious and experimenting in college is a lot like. Let’s try long-sleeve high neck slightly-fitted shirts today. For the scandal. Let’s try shorts above the knee

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Why does my arm and shoulder hurt

Pulled a random muscle and can’t figure out how

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

[pickle-001]

Happy double cheeked up on a Wednesday afternoon Wednesday afternoon

[pickle-001]

Pros of the buzz cut: homies have figured out it’s soft and they like petting

Cons of the buzz cut: homies have figured out it’s soft and they like petting

[pickle-001]

If it costs my dignity to be kind perhaps that dignity is best lost

[prokopetz]

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

[quantum-mechan1c]

Great work everyone

[prokopetz]

[quantum-mechan1c]

Loving the crowdsourced sacrilege on display here

[the-defiant-fluffball]

I asked maths boy for his input

[prokopetz]

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

[socialmaya]

[pickle-001]

Post- depressive episode generational lock in <<<<

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[thedickcavettshow]

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨